kerbie18 Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Okay, I did something that could be loosely described as "unproffesional", or even "immature". Last week I was working as a police officer at a massive, four day long, out door concert event. Let's picture woodstock, but modern day. My department gives me "future police officer" stickers. These are simple peal and stick stickers. These are intended for officers to hand out to small children. They resemble my actual police badge, but it is a simple sticker. Again, it looks like my police badge, but it is a sticker for small children to hopefully like the police. It's a sticker "badge". I have hundreds of them. So, as I delt with countless drunk people, most of which were friendly, I started putting stickers on all the drunk people. Anyone that was clearly blackout drunk, you got a police badge sticker slapped on your chest. If you were drunk to the point of forcing me to call EMS, yep, you got like six stickers from me. I'd like to think quite a few people woke up the next morning, with a hangover, and they were like WTF?????? 2 1 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Haul them to the drunk tank and give them an old police academy uniform. Let them wake up real confused. Refer to them as cadet. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Beat them, whip them, make them write bad checks 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbie18 Posted September 22, 2022 Author Share Posted September 22, 2022 3 hours ago, Walt Longmire said: Beat them, whip them, make them write bad checks The general point of the humor is they wake up, relatively un injured, but covered with my stickers.I'm not particularly sadistic here.... 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
railfancwb Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 I recall reading of magic markers and falling down drunks at college fraternity parties. You were moderate, all things considered. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 Go old school and put their hand in warm water after they pass out. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 19 minutes ago, railfancwb said: I recall reading of magic markers and falling down drunks at college fraternity parties. Escort them to the tank with "Narc" written on their foreheads. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinD Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 Used NAIR on one of my friend's chest hair when younger. He was so proud of it. Wrote F*** Y** backwards so when he looked in mirror........ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 3 hours ago, VinD said: Used NAIR on one of my friend's chest hair when younger. He was so proud of it. Wrote F*** Y** backwards so when he looked in mirror........ I saw a guy draw a dick on a friend's chest with sunblock, while he was passed out on the beach. Hilarity ensued. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul53 Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 Awesome! I've always lived by one philosophy: I have to get old but nobody can make me grow up! In a few months I'll be 70. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAKA Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Paul53 said: Awesome! I've always lived by one philosophy: I have to get old but nobody can make me grow up! In a few months I'll be 70. Yeah yeah....in a few months I'll be 88 HOLT **** and all the original parts....minus my thyroid 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 You've got 20+ years on me, but I'm missing a surprising amount of parts. (and I'm an organ donor. lol, joke's on them. no one wants the parts i have left.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAKA Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Huaco Kid said: You've got 20+ years on me, but I'm missing a surprising amount of parts. (and I'm an organ donor. lol, joke's on them. no one wants the parts i have left.) Me too, who wants an 88 year old anything,.....maybe a nice 35.... my birth year..... Classic Chev or Ford convertible.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul53 Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 18 hours ago, DAKA said: Yeah yeah....in a few months I'll be 88 HOLT **** and all the original parts....minus my thyroid I bow my head out of respect for the one I can never equal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul53 Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 17 hours ago, Huaco Kid said: You've got 20+ years on me, but I'm missing a surprising amount of parts. (and I'm an organ donor. lol, joke's on them. no one wants the parts i have left.) Wish I could get 20 back, but time is a cruel master. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAKA Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 Wake up EVERYDAY to see if I'm still "HERE" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinD Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 Every day I wake up on the green side of the grass is a good day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul53 Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 They say the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. I decided to test this. I looked over my fence and sure enough the grass WAS greener! So I climbed over the fence only to find I was standing in the manure used to fertilize the grass! Slippery, sticky manure. And the SMELL? Don't get me started on the smell of fresh manure on a hot summer day! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAKA Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 1 hour ago, Paul53 said: They say the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. I decided to test this. I looked over my fence and sure enough the grass WAS greener! So I climbed over the fence only to find I was standing in the manure used to fertilize the grass! Slippery, sticky manure. And the SMELL? Don't get me started on the smell of fresh manure on a hot summer day! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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