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[Silentpoet]

https://www.foxnews.com/us/portland-woman-allegedly-finds-stranger-asleep-sons-bedroom-released-jail-one-day-later

[Huaco Kid]

https://bwpbats.com/

[Huaco Kid]

https://us.ccmhockey.com/Sticks

[Huaco Kid]

My daughter, in high school, once told us about her "friend".

I told him about how sticks work (it was leftover from my games.

Never saw him again

[Huaco Kid]

I once smacked the hotel door, REALLY hard,  at the opening, latched, when someone tried to get in, with a BWP bat.

It's in my suitcase.

(it was a legit hotel guy,  but he didn't pronounce right,  so it took a door-hit,  way more harder than I though I could do.)

 

[Huaco Kid]

I travel I80 a lot, in Pennsylvania.

BWP is a hometown hero bat maker.  I passed it a lot.

You can take a tour.  I stopped there.  I didn't take a tour,  I just looked around.

They have custom blanks for a lot of big leager's,  and put them in the lathe,  and make bats for them.

They were all busy manufacturing.

I wanted to buy a bat.

The guy said, "Sure"  come on downstairs and pick one out.

But right then, I don't know,  ten guys bolted downstairs, in front of me,  and they all grabbed a bat off the shelf.

Someone had seen a big snake,  in the shop,  under a drum.

If you're a snake,  you don't want to be caught in a bat factory.

So, it wasn't pretty.

But the bat I got is VERY pretty.  It's, like, triple- lacquered, and signed by somebody.

Good enough for hittiing hotel doors.

[Huaco Kid]

I didn't ever practice,  but you can't hit the hotel-door opening,  like a baseball player,  with a two-handed swing.  That's clumsy.  And just makes you like an old man.

But if you do it one-handed, like nunchuks,  which i have been wont to do,  for a lot,  with a triple-spin first...

then the guy doesn't come in your room.

And then you go "wow" ,  pretty fucked up that door.

[Huaco Kid]

One time, some guy pounded on my door, HARD.
I yelled, What?
.....With my BWP, slow-spinning one-handedly.
He said, "IT'S FN ME! OPEN THE FN DOOR!"
I told him he had the wrong room.
Then he started to throw his shoulder into it, while cussing big.
I smacked the door, sweetly.
He cussed more, and went away.
He was scared of the triple-lacquer.
It's just a big shiny skull fracture coming.

[Huaco Kid]

I've been at hotels in places,  where I took the bat to bed with me.

Or this Milwaukee 1' "duct knife".

It's a handfull.

I don't expect to ever "win" with it,  just fully expecting for them to find some guy bled-out next to me.