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14 hours ago, Mrs Glockrunner said:

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Or the time I piled batteries onto the belt to check out while complaining to my wife why we go through all these batteries?  What do we have that eats up so many batteries.  I have battery operated tools in the garage that don't go through the number of batteries that she does.  She is used to me and just looks at me exuding tolerance and a little distain, while the clerk said, "I'm not getting into this one!".

My wife is so much fun, she goes along with everything.

We go to the same restaurant all the time and have gotten to know the waitresses like family.  The other day the waitress seated us and I wiggled my finger to get her close to whisper something.  She smiled and leaned down into me.

I said, "I got my wife to scream during sex last night!".  "Of course, I had to pull a couple of hairs out with my teeth, but it still counts........... Right?"

She was hysterical going into the kitchen....................  My wife just shakes her head.  She's an enabler.

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