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Armored Monkey Killed In Gun Battle


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You can't make this **** up! :anim_lol:

A monkey in a camo jacket, diaper and bulletproof vest was found dead at the scene of a gun battle between Mexican Cartel gunmen, police and military personnel. Ten Humans were killed as well.

https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/monkey-in-bulletproof-vest-found-among-the-dead-after-shootout-with-mexican-police

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In almost two-and-a-half decades of participation on forum websites, this ranks in the top five weirdest titles of anything I've posted and it is completely factual.

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46 minutes ago, Eric said:

In almost two-and-a-half decades of participation on forum websites, this ranks in the top five weirdest titles of anything I've posted and it is completely factual.

 

You're hanging around the wrong forums then.  ;)

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47 minutes ago, gwalchmai said:

I'll go ahead and ask the difficult question (it's what I do...). Which side was he on? I know, I'm making a non-PC assumption.

You're asking if the Mexican Police employ monkeys? I know Police hiring standards are slipping, but not THAT much.

Wait, that would mean the cartel employs monkeys? Damn...

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13 minutes ago, kerbie18 said:

Wait, that would mean the cartel employs monkeys? Damn...

Tie a pack of heroin on their backs,  give them a pat on the fanny, and let them out the 11th story window.

They know where to go; that place they get a little feast each time.

It's not new.

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6 hours ago, Huaco Kid said:

Tie a pack of heroin on their backs,  give them a pat on the fanny, and let them out the 11th story window.

They know where to go; that place they get a little feast each time.

It's not new.

Wouldn’t that make it a monkey with a monkey on its back?

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Maybe the monkey was the ringleader. Maybe this is how Planet of the Apes really starts. The monkeys are trying to take us out with Fentanyl and Monkeypox.

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