Administrators Eric Posted June 25, 2022 Administrators Share Posted June 25, 2022 You can't make this **** up! A monkey in a camo jacket, diaper and bulletproof vest was found dead at the scene of a gun battle between Mexican Cartel gunmen, police and military personnel. Ten Humans were killed as well. https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/monkey-in-bulletproof-vest-found-among-the-dead-after-shootout-with-mexican-police 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted June 25, 2022 Author Administrators Share Posted June 25, 2022 In almost two-and-a-half decades of participation on forum websites, this ranks in the top five weirdest titles of anything I've posted and it is completely factual. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 I'll bet he chewed a couple jugulars out, before he took one for the team. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 46 minutes ago, Eric said: In almost two-and-a-half decades of participation on forum websites, this ranks in the top five weirdest titles of anything I've posted and it is completely factual. You're hanging around the wrong forums then. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted June 25, 2022 Author Administrators Share Posted June 25, 2022 1 minute ago, Maser said: You're hanging around the wrong forums then. Or the right ones. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbie18 Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 Meh, It is just a spider monkey. Smaller that an average house cat. People dress them up like little people. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 I'll go ahead and ask the difficult question (it's what I do...). Which side was he on? I know, I'm making a non-PC assumption. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbie18 Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 47 minutes ago, gwalchmai said: I'll go ahead and ask the difficult question (it's what I do...). Which side was he on? I know, I'm making a non-PC assumption. You're asking if the Mexican Police employ monkeys? I know Police hiring standards are slipping, but not THAT much. Wait, that would mean the cartel employs monkeys? Damn... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 13 minutes ago, kerbie18 said: Wait, that would mean the cartel employs monkeys? Damn... Tie a pack of heroin on their backs, give them a pat on the fanny, and let them out the 11th story window. They know where to go; that place they get a little feast each time. It's not new. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted June 25, 2022 Author Administrators Share Posted June 25, 2022 6 hours ago, Huaco Kid said: Tie a pack of heroin on their backs, give them a pat on the fanny, and let them out the 11th story window. They know where to go; that place they get a little feast each time. It's not new. Wouldn’t that make it a monkey with a monkey on its back? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyzz Kydd Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 Where’s Mel Brooks when you need him? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbie18 Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 Good lord, now when I next report to work I need to be on the lookout for tiny monkeys with backpacks full of heroin. My coworkers are going to throw me in the loonie bin. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 And here I had venomous snakes for July. Hadn't thought of battle hardened monkeys. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted June 26, 2022 Author Administrators Share Posted June 26, 2022 Maybe the monkey was the ringleader. Maybe this is how Planet of the Apes really starts. The monkeys are trying to take us out with Fentanyl and Monkeypox. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuteTheMall Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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