Administrators Eric Posted Thursday at 05:58 PM Administrators Share Posted Thursday at 05:58 PM When you are going down? You can lie down and stand up. You can also stand down. Why can't you lie up? I guess you could lay up, but that wouldn't be proper, at present. On the other hand, if I lie down, I lay down. How long would I have lain there, you ask? Who knows. If someone lays someone down, they will have been laid down and they could have laid there for hours. Then of course you can lie down and still get laid. Words are fun. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted Thursday at 06:06 PM Share Posted Thursday at 06:06 PM Oh, Amber Heard proved to everyone watching the trial that it's quite possible to lie up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted Thursday at 06:14 PM Author Administrators Share Posted Thursday at 06:14 PM 7 minutes ago, Maser said: Oh, Amber Heard proved to everyone watching the trial that it's quite possible to lie up. Who is Amber and what did she hear? Did she hear it here? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted Thursday at 06:21 PM Share Posted Thursday at 06:21 PM 6 minutes ago, Eric said: Who is Amber and what did she hear? Did she hear it here? Objection hearsay! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted Thursday at 06:25 PM Author Administrators Share Posted Thursday at 06:25 PM 2 minutes ago, Maser said: Objection hearsay! How old is this Amber? Does she have dino DNA trapped inside? We could make a fortune. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted Thursday at 06:26 PM Share Posted Thursday at 06:26 PM 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted Thursday at 06:28 PM Author Administrators Share Posted Thursday at 06:28 PM 2 minutes ago, Maser said: Oh, that crap again. Maybe being trapped in tree sap for 35,000,000 years might one day make that saga interesting, but it is just an annoying buzz today. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted Thursday at 06:37 PM Share Posted Thursday at 06:37 PM Oh yeah, it's not an elevator, it's a lift. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted Thursday at 06:39 PM Author Administrators Share Posted Thursday at 06:39 PM 5 minutes ago, Maser said: Oh yeah, it's not an elevator, it's a lift. Even when it's not lifting? Is it still a 'stand of trees' if someone knocks them all down? Is it still a tree stand when it is laying flat? If it fell over on its own, is it lying there or laying there? Why is it a murder of crows, when they are minding their own business? Seems like profiling. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GT4494 Posted Thursday at 08:20 PM Share Posted Thursday at 08:20 PM 1 hour ago, Maser said: Shes the one with the pony tail... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuteTheMall Posted Thursday at 08:25 PM Share Posted Thursday at 08:25 PM 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted Thursday at 08:45 PM Share Posted Thursday at 08:45 PM How's this for playing with words? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted Friday at 02:47 AM Share Posted Friday at 02:47 AM Why do we park in a driveway, and drive on the parkway? ~Carlin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted Friday at 03:01 AM Author Administrators Share Posted Friday at 03:01 AM 13 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said: Why do we park in a driveway, and drive on the parkway? ~Carlin Why is a boxing ring square? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted Friday at 03:14 AM Share Posted Friday at 03:14 AM 11 minutes ago, Eric said: Why is a boxing ring square? Never thought of that, but I have beat the crap out of a lot of dudes in that ring. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted Friday at 03:25 AM Share Posted Friday at 03:25 AM Why is the word "dictionary" in the dictionary? If you didn't know what the word is, you surely wouldn't know the book existed. If you knew what it was, you wouldn't need to look it up. ~me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted Friday at 03:37 AM Share Posted Friday at 03:37 AM I see my man George Carlin was brought up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted Friday at 05:05 AM Share Posted Friday at 05:05 AM 1 hour ago, Walt Longmire said: Never thought of that, but I have beat the crap out of a lot of dudes in that ring. Been in the ring too. It’s called a ring because after the lights go out all you know is the ringing in your ears. Got in the ring with my Golden Gloves roommate. I never saw the gloves coming. And I’ve been in several street and bar fights. The ring is a whole different world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted Friday at 05:35 AM Share Posted Friday at 05:35 AM Cargo goes by Ship. Shipments go by Car or Truck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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