Administrators Eric Posted June 23, 2022 Administrators Share Posted June 23, 2022 When you are going down? You can lie down and stand up. You can also stand down. Why can't you lie up? I guess you could lay up, but that wouldn't be proper, at present. On the other hand, if I lie down, I lay down. How long would I have lain there, you ask? Who knows. If someone lays someone down, they will have been laid down and they could have laid there for hours. Then of course you can lie down and still get laid. Words are fun. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 Oh, Amber Heard proved to everyone watching the trial that it's quite possible to lie up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted June 23, 2022 Author Administrators Share Posted June 23, 2022 7 minutes ago, Maser said: Oh, Amber Heard proved to everyone watching the trial that it's quite possible to lie up. Who is Amber and what did she hear? Did she hear it here? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 6 minutes ago, Eric said: Who is Amber and what did she hear? Did she hear it here? Objection hearsay! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted June 23, 2022 Author Administrators Share Posted June 23, 2022 2 minutes ago, Maser said: Objection hearsay! How old is this Amber? Does she have dino DNA trapped inside? We could make a fortune. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted June 23, 2022 Author Administrators Share Posted June 23, 2022 2 minutes ago, Maser said: Oh, that crap again. Maybe being trapped in tree sap for 35,000,000 years might one day make that saga interesting, but it is just an annoying buzz today. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 Oh yeah, it's not an elevator, it's a lift. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted June 23, 2022 Author Administrators Share Posted June 23, 2022 5 minutes ago, Maser said: Oh yeah, it's not an elevator, it's a lift. Even when it's not lifting? Is it still a 'stand of trees' if someone knocks them all down? Is it still a tree stand when it is laying flat? If it fell over on its own, is it lying there or laying there? Why is it a murder of crows, when they are minding their own business? Seems like profiling. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GT4494 Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Maser said: Shes the one with the pony tail... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuteTheMall Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 How's this for playing with words? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 Why do we park in a driveway, and drive on the parkway? ~Carlin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted June 24, 2022 Author Administrators Share Posted June 24, 2022 13 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said: Why do we park in a driveway, and drive on the parkway? ~Carlin Why is a boxing ring square? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 11 minutes ago, Eric said: Why is a boxing ring square? Never thought of that, but I have beat the crap out of a lot of dudes in that ring. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 Why is the word "dictionary" in the dictionary? If you didn't know what the word is, you surely wouldn't know the book existed. If you knew what it was, you wouldn't need to look it up. ~me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 I see my man George Carlin was brought up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 1 hour ago, Walt Longmire said: Never thought of that, but I have beat the crap out of a lot of dudes in that ring. Been in the ring too. It’s called a ring because after the lights go out all you know is the ringing in your ears. Got in the ring with my Golden Gloves roommate. I never saw the gloves coming. And I’ve been in several street and bar fights. The ring is a whole different world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 Cargo goes by Ship. Shipments go by Car or Truck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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