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“My story begins in nineteen-diggity-two. We had to say -diggity- because the Kaiser had stolen our word -twenty-. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after diggity-six miles. What are you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem! Now, I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks to discuss how I invented the terlet...” Abe Simpson

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"So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say..."

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32 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said:

"So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say..."

My Favorite Abe Quote.

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"As a police officer, you will get to see many naked people. Trust me, you'll wish you didn't see any of them naked".

Spoken to me when I was a new guy, by a much more senior officer. Believe me, after many years, he was right.

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3 hours ago, kerbie18 said:

"As a police officer, you will get to see many naked people. Trust me, you'll wish you didn't see any of them naked".

Spoken to me when I was a new guy, by a much more senior officer. Believe me, after many years, he was right.

Best advice I got was when in CA, I was told to not go to the Nude Beach.  Nude old fat guys and Nude old fat women are hitting too close to home.  I don't know how my wife stands me.  She never gets old though!

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