Administrators Eric Posted June 20, 2022 Administrators Share Posted June 20, 2022 “My story begins in nineteen-diggity-two. We had to say -diggity- because the Kaiser had stolen our word -twenty-. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after diggity-six miles. What are you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem! Now, I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks to discuss how I invented the terlet...” Abe Simpson 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 "So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say..." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 32 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said: "So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say..." My Favorite Abe Quote. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 "I`m in Love! No, Wait its a Stroke.." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
railfancwb Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 Often in error. Never in doubt. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted June 20, 2022 Author Administrators Share Posted June 20, 2022 1 hour ago, holyjohnson said: "I`m in Love! No, Wait its a Stroke.." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbie18 Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 "As a police officer, you will get to see many naked people. Trust me, you'll wish you didn't see any of them naked". Spoken to me when I was a new guy, by a much more senior officer. Believe me, after many years, he was right. 3 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 3 hours ago, kerbie18 said: "As a police officer, you will get to see many naked people. Trust me, you'll wish you didn't see any of them naked". Spoken to me when I was a new guy, by a much more senior officer. Believe me, after many years, he was right. Best advice I got was when in CA, I was told to not go to the Nude Beach. Nude old fat guys and Nude old fat women are hitting too close to home. I don't know how my wife stands me. She never gets old though! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 The pyramid is opening! Which one? The one with the ever-widening hole in it! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
railfancwb Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Huaco Kid said: Says “Give me back my photos!” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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holyjohnson Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 "If i Scratch My Ass and my fingers don`t Smell, do i have Covid? or a Clean Ass?"-Me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 20 hours ago, holyjohnson said: "If i Scratch My Ass and my fingers don`t Smell, do i have Covid? or a Clean Ass?"-Me According to the prevailing government rationalization, "I don't know, I'm not a Canine". 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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