Administrators Eric Posted June 20 Administrators Share Posted June 20 “My story begins in nineteen-diggity-two. We had to say -diggity- because the Kaiser had stolen our word -twenty-. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after diggity-six miles. What are you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem! Now, I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks to discuss how I invented the terlet...” Abe Simpson 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 "So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say..." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 32 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said: "So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say..." My Favorite Abe Quote. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 "I`m in Love! No, Wait its a Stroke.." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
railfancwb Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 Often in error. Never in doubt. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted June 20 Author Administrators Share Posted June 20 1 hour ago, holyjohnson said: "I`m in Love! No, Wait its a Stroke.." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbie18 Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 "As a police officer, you will get to see many naked people. Trust me, you'll wish you didn't see any of them naked". Spoken to me when I was a new guy, by a much more senior officer. Believe me, after many years, he was right. 3 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 3 hours ago, kerbie18 said: "As a police officer, you will get to see many naked people. Trust me, you'll wish you didn't see any of them naked". Spoken to me when I was a new guy, by a much more senior officer. Believe me, after many years, he was right. Best advice I got was when in CA, I was told to not go to the Nude Beach. Nude old fat guys and Nude old fat women are hitting too close to home. I don't know how my wife stands me. She never gets old though! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 The pyramid is opening! Which one? The one with the ever-widening hole in it! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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railfancwb Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 1 hour ago, Huaco Kid said: Says “Give me back my photos!” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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holyjohnson Posted Thursday at 02:51 AM Share Posted Thursday at 02:51 AM "If i Scratch My Ass and my fingers don`t Smell, do i have Covid? or a Clean Ass?"-Me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted Thursday at 11:44 PM Share Posted Thursday at 11:44 PM 20 hours ago, holyjohnson said: "If i Scratch My Ass and my fingers don`t Smell, do i have Covid? or a Clean Ass?"-Me According to the prevailing government rationalization, "I don't know, I'm not a Canine". 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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