Batesmotel Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 A few years ago breakfast cereal boxes came with a little bar graph showing fiber, sugar etc. I helped my daughter move yesterday and I really sore today and as I was eating breakfast it hit me we need a new category for the graph. Pain killers. Frosted Flakes with 600mg of Ibuprofen. Cheerios with 325mg of Aspirin. We could expand it to Breakfast Drinks. Carnation Instant Breakfast. Now with Acetaminophen. This could work. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
railfancwb Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 20 minutes ago, Batesmotel said: A few years ago breakfast cereal boxes came with a little bar graph showing fiber, sugar etc. I helped my daughter move yesterday and I really sore today and as I was eating breakfast it hit me we need a new category for the graph. Pain killers. Frosted Flakes with 600mg of Ibuprofen. Cheerios with 325mg of Aspirin. We could expand it to Breakfast Drinks. Carnation Instant Breakfast. Now with Acetaminophen. This could work. Would need coordinated additives. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 I just pour vodka on my mini-wheats. Makes my back not hurt. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 Cap'n Crunch with Quaaludes, please. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ay Dios Mio Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 My grandma from Calabria had corn flakes with a little coffee and whiskey. Does that count? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 The other day a waitress at Denny's ran about 20 feet and jumped onto me trying to get her legs around my waist. Thankfully, she couldn't get off the ground and I wrapped my arms around her tightly. I held on for all I was worth and we tottered for a few seconds. I only survived without falling flat on my back on the tiled floor because she outweighed me. I have no idea why she thought she could accomplish this feat. I pulled a muscle in my left side and it was hell to stand up or get up off the toilet. The result of this was two Hydrocodone in the morning with two Ibuprofen tablets with Cheerios and Chocolate milk. A couple of days later I'm starting to feel better. My wife didn't know whether to laugh or cry at my dilemma after witnessing it, All things considered, I did grab a couple of large objects to protect myself. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 Fentanyl Flakes sounds like an amazing cereal! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 Hard to get repeat customers when the first serving kills them with an overdose. The Chinese would be happy, though. And, the Big Guy gets 10%. : 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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