Batesmotel Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 So a friend is a law clerk. He files lots of paperwork for a private firm as well as his county court. He just filed record of burial he will never forget. The family representative filled the paperwork and my buddy says the usual I’m sorry for your loss. The rep gave him the story. Granny was described as pure evil by the family. Just a rotten, mean, nasty lady. No details but the entire family was relieved when she died. The plan was to just have the mortuary put her in a inexpensive casket and bury her on the old family plot at the farm without further ceremony. However many members of the family especially little kids, started having nightmares about granny coming back. One of the grandsons had an idea. They cremated the body and placed it in a silver plated urn with a silver crucifix on top of the ashes and soldered it closed. Placed the urn in a box made of Holly. Placed the wood box in a steel box and welded it closed. Dug a hole with a back hoe as deep as they could next to the family plot. Then entombed the whole thing in concrete. The grave was blessed and consecrated as her FINAL resting place by a Mormon Elder, Catholic Priest and a local Tribal Leader. They are going to plant sage and other herbs sacred to the Ute tribe on top. The nightmares have mostly stopped. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ay Dios Mio Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 Should have just flushed her down the toilet. Poor family. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 23 hours ago, Ay Dios Mio said: Should have just flushed her down the toilet. Poor family. Mix her into paint, and everyone gets a spray painted toilet seat. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fog Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 Granny ain't coming back, with or without all the effort. It is appointed for mankind once to die, and after that the judgment. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostinTexas Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 Just. WOW. That woman must have been a special kind of special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbie18 Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 Strikes me as rather archaic to think that the remains of her body really mean anything at all. But, I know lots of people believe in those things, so I don't want to step on anyone's religious beliefs.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostinTexas Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 24 minutes ago, kerbie18 said: Strikes me as rather archaic to think that the remains of her body really mean anything at all. But, I know lots of people believe in those things, so I don't want to step on anyone's religious beliefs.... After death rituals are for the living. Going to those lengths is pretty impressive of the kind of hold she had on her family. The living must have really been intimidated, or she was that special kind of special. She could have just been a mean soul, but there are evil people. Not the evil deeds we like to throw around, but true, down to the bone, you can feel it when they walk into the room evil. After being around one or two of the types, you can appreciate some things. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geeorge Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 Whole family of weenies 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 Betting i`d rather hang with Granny than the Rest of The Family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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