Administrators Eric Posted May 9, 2022 Administrators Share Posted May 9, 2022 ...Passed gas so loudly that you woke your dog out of a sound sleep, scaring him so badly that he shot to his feet, while trying to bark in every direction at once? Me either. Carry on. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmohme Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 Why yes, I have! Not really, but now I have something to shoot for! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 When my wife was pregnant with our first baby , my cocker spaniel was laying next to her. The baby kicked the dog. The dog jumping up and just stared at my wife the rest of the night. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAKA Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 Yep. The dog did it.....ever notice they usually get up and leave the room.. Dog farts are the worst 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 When my dog was a puppy and on the wrong feed, she had the farts. I'd say "Oh Jeez." and then convinced her she needed to leave the room. Fast forward to hanging out with the girlfriend who lets one herself. I say, "Oh Jeez" and the dog gets up and leaves the room. Girlfriend asked, "Did she just leave because I farted?" "Yup, you grossed her out. The dog has more class." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAKA Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 17 minutes ago, Walt Longmire said: When my dog was a puppy and on the wrong feed, she had the farts. I'd say "Oh Jeez." and then convinced her she needed to leave the room. Fast forward to hanging out with the girlfriend who lets one herself. I say, "Oh Jeez" and the dog gets up and leaves the room. Girlfriend asked, "Did she just leave because I farted?" "Yup, you grossed her out. The dog has more class." WRONG LADIES DO NOT FART (so they say) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 Dog food farts are bad. If she has eaten a gopher it’s something else. That gas could be weaponized. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWARREN123 Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 I have done so loudly that it scared people! Usually after Taco's! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
railfancwb Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 1 hour ago, DAKA said: WRONG LADIES DO NOT FART (so they say) They don’t sweat either. They glow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miketx Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 2 hours ago, DAKA said: WRONG LADIES DO NOT FART (so they say) They fart, they just call it "the vapors". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pima Pants Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 2 hours ago, railfancwb said: They don’t sweat either. They glow. They actually 'glisten". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAKA Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 Then there is the old saying NEVER TRUST A FART 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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