Mrs.Cicero Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 and don't tell me there are no dumb questions. And don't say, "Is the .45 better than the 9mm?" This isn't specific to firearms. ANY dumb question will do, except that one. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar_ml Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 You mean like hearing one person ask another how to spell "Orange" and the response is whether they mean the color or the fruit? 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted May 1, 2022 Administrators Share Posted May 1, 2022 My car caught on fire once in front of the service department of the car dealership I worked at. I ran inside and up to the the service manager and said, "I need a fire extinguisher! My car is on fire!" He replied, "What kind of car do you have?" ?!?!?!? I could have happily strangled him, just then. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 At a fast food drive-through: "Did you order that here?" 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 Why did my son fail your class? He didn’t come to class. Why does that matter? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfost11 Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 I heard a good one a few weeks ago. One of our more special employees takes over for a guy so he can go to break twice a day. The guy is old and wears glasses all the time. He never takes them off at work, unlike her. Ms. Special pants misplaced her glasses and is all in a tizzy as she gets with anything and everything. She went up to the old guy and asked him if he was wearing her glasses. He wanted to ask her if she was stupid. I could see it on his face from 50 feet away. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
railfancwb Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 Song… ”What kind of fool am I?” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuteTheMall Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injection? 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T Smith Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 I had a student ask me once if I had any children. When I said no, she asked if I had any grandchildren. (In her defense, she was 11 years old and realized her mistake right after she said it.) 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted May 1, 2022 Administrators Share Posted May 1, 2022 How much does Canada weigh, true or false? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs.Cicero Posted May 1, 2022 Author Share Posted May 1, 2022 18 minutes ago, ChuteTheMall said: Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injection? Uh oh. why DO they sterilize the needles for a lethal injection? Habit? In case they accidentally stab themselves? I mean... that does seem unnecessary. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs.Cicero Posted May 1, 2022 Author Share Posted May 1, 2022 2 hours ago, Cougar_ml said: You mean like hearing one person ask another how to spell "Orange" and the response is whether they mean the color or the fruit? Exactly like that 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duluth Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 2 minutes ago, Mrs.Cicero said: Uh oh. why DO they sterilize the needles for a lethal injection? Habit? In case they accidentally stab themselves? I mean... that does seem unnecessary. I just read about that yesterday. The people who insert the needles are health care workers. It's protocol to sterilize the injection site. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hook Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 Did you steal these items? **** no I didn’t and don’t ever call me a thief. Showed receipt to two managers and a door person. They canceled my membership. Won’t name the store but it’s starts with a C. Son of a bitches. 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duluth Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 I used to work in the in the service industry. After you served the table/bar customer we'd show up a few minutes after they were served and ask " How is everything; Is there anything else I can get for you?" Now they walk up and simply say..."How's everything tasting?" Just laziness. Or when you pay your bill of $22.00 with a $50 bill and they ask you if you need change. Just laziness. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 Heard my foster sister ask my mom what it was like coming west on the wagon train. 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 1 minute ago, Hook said: Did you steal these items? **** no I didn’t and don’t ever call me a thief. Showed receipt to two managers and a door person. They canceled my membership. Won’t name the store but it’s starts with a C. Son of a bitches. Mom was picking us up at a mall department store. After it took way too long, she came in in to find us. She found us being detained for shoplifting. (small red kerosene lanterns that we bought in another store). They said they were waiting for the police to show up. Then, being a fancy mall, Mom asked, "Do you even sell these?" "ahem... well... uh...." Mom very very rarely went off. But when she did, it was a lot of fun to watch. 5 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 45 minutes ago, Eric said: How much does Canada weigh, true or false? Popcorn. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 28 minutes ago, Duluth said: I used to work in the in the service industry. After you served the table/bar customer we'd show up a few minutes after they were served and ask " How is everything; Is there anything else I can get for you?" Now they walk up and simply say..."How's everything tasting?" Just laziness. Or when you pay your bill of $22.00 with a $50 bill and they ask you if you need change. Just laziness. The wait staff at our Denny's know me very well. I also tip very well. I round up to even bills. They aske if I needed change. Every time I say no. I asked them why they keep asking me if I want change when they know they are getting it all. They told me it is a management requirement for them. I tip well for middle aged heavier women, since I know they aren't the "cuties" in their teens and twenties but, I feel they deserve more because they try harder. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmohme Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 Would you like to donate to the Biden/Harris campaign? 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 If I get into my mothers Flat Earth friends, the list gets long. Always trying to catch me in strange logic arguments to disprove the globe-heliocentric model. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hook Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 2 hours ago, Huaco Kid said: Mom was picking us up at a mall department store. After it took way too long, she came in in to find us. She found us being detained for shoplifting. (small red kerosene lanterns that we bought in another store). They said they were waiting for the police to show up. Then, being a fancy mall, Mom asked, "Do you even sell these?" "ahem... well... uh...." Mom very very rarely went off. But when she did, it was a lot of fun to watch. Good for mom! It truly pisses me off they canceled my membership for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbie18 Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 I was on vacation, standing in a royal castle just outside of London in the UK. A member of my party asked why they would build the castle so annoyingly close to the airport. The castle was finished in the year 1080, and the tourist wanted to know why they built it so close to the airport. The tour guide was at a loss for words, as was I... 4 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentpoet Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 Do you believe 80 million people voted for that senile old child sniffer? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 "Have you been drinking tonight, sir?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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