Huaco Kid Posted April 23, 2022 Share Posted April 23, 2022 Only goes up to 41. Which, I don't what normal is. But it seems to be lacking, upmongst Guns-N-Roses, coming home from the airport. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted April 23, 2022 Share Posted April 23, 2022 If it’s too loud, your too old! I’m pushing 60 and still love it loud! And not just Rock. Classical should rattle the windows too. I’m sick of my friends who got “Old”. Guys who camped out all night to get tickets to see Rush now hardly listen to music at all. They are just too dignified for that now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 23, 2022 Author Share Posted April 23, 2022 The car is only 17 years old. The cheapest car that money could buy. I think the speakers blew out, a week after I had it. But I didn't know it only went up to 41. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 23, 2022 Author Share Posted April 23, 2022 I can't even get the local AM station now. In the rental car, I can get KDKA in Chicago. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 23, 2022 Author Share Posted April 23, 2022 I was driving my Chevy van when the last gas-glutz hit. 12mpg. I was commuting 100 miles each day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 23, 2022 Author Share Posted April 23, 2022 I wanted the cheapest car, evar. A Chevy Aveo. I interneted all the dealerships. One guy responded. Turns out, he was my brother-in-laws bessted-evar best friend from high school and college football. I married the brother's sister. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 23, 2022 Author Share Posted April 23, 2022 The internet-guy told the sales guy, "He's getting my discount, and your discount too." I got this car for $6K, out the door. 40mpg. Compared to th4 van, it was like getting a free car, and still putting a lot of money in my pockets. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 23, 2022 Author Share Posted April 23, 2022 It's pretty rusty now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 23, 2022 Author Share Posted April 23, 2022 I can't get an inspection. Because it's too rusty, and I might get poisoned, from gas fumes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 23, 2022 Author Share Posted April 23, 2022 So I just keep the windows rolled down. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 23, 2022 Author Share Posted April 23, 2022 At -20°, this f*cker will start, Hit a 7' snow-drift, at full blast, it'll go right through. It's a tank. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 23, 2022 Author Share Posted April 23, 2022 I once came home, to the rental-car-place, to turn in my car, at 2am. It was -20° (it's always -20°) Some guy, in a junky car, had parked behind me, so I couldn't back out. Now. It's -20°, at 2am, I'm sick from driving 14 hours. I could call the rental place. Right?!? Or call a tow-truck, at 2am, Right?!? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 23, 2022 Author Share Posted April 23, 2022 But I'm me. I put it in reverse and pushed that f*ck all the way across the dirt parking lot. Up into the treeline. Scuffed up my bumper pretty good. Put a really big dent into the side of his car. I'm proud of that scuff. That was, only, ten years ago. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 23, 2022 Author Share Posted April 23, 2022 It pulls really hard, left, when you hit the brakes. As long as you know that, it's ok. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 23, 2022 Author Share Posted April 23, 2022 It always smell like hot anti-freeze, when you get out of it. No leaks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 23, 2022 Author Share Posted April 23, 2022 One day, at -2am, going to the airport, the brakes blew, at a stoplight, with cars in front. I didn't crash, but had a full three seconds of full excitement, all into the ditch. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 23, 2022 Author Share Posted April 23, 2022 So I pulled into mcdonalds. Looked under. And saw all gooyey fluid coming out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 23, 2022 Author Share Posted April 23, 2022 But I had to be at the airport for work. I kept going. There were no brakes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 23, 2022 Author Share Posted April 23, 2022 Coming home, on Friday, I had to be home.... No brakes. This red light hit, in a downpour, and I chickened-out. I pulled the parking brake. And spun a triple-almost-flipping spin through the intersection. At 2am (everything always happens at 2am) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 23, 2022 Author Share Posted April 23, 2022 We were once at camp ( We were once at camp (Elk County PA), and, maybe, magnificently drunk, which we are wont to do. And an Elk came out of the woods, stood right in our fire, chewed **** at us. and walked off. Then he hated my car and dented it pretty good. Then he kept going. elk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 23, 2022 Author Share Posted April 23, 2022 elk It once snowed 2'. The one drive-way is 100 yards. I actually measure the car, with arm-width, and walked-off through the snow, made marks where'd I'd have to dig. Dug for a minute. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 23, 2022 Author Share Posted April 23, 2022 Then I figured f*ck it. I'll get in the car, punch it!, and as far as it goes, is the less I have to dig. NAILED IT!! Then I skidded, sideways, into the street, and went to the airport. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 23, 2022 Author Share Posted April 23, 2022 When I came back, later, from the snow-tracks, the wheels weren't even touching for most of it, just skidding across the bottom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 23, 2022 Author Share Posted April 23, 2022 I quit changing the oil, five years ago. It's always full, and isn't stinky. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAKA Posted April 24, 2022 Share Posted April 24, 2022 Oil change...DON'T EVER LOOK IN THE OIL FILLER....AHHHH YOU PROBABLY WON'T BE ABLE TO GET THE CAP OFF ANYWAY 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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