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Mrs Glockrunner

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Every box of raisins is a tragic tale of grapes that could have been wine.

Theme parks can snap a crystal-clear picture of you on a roller coaster going 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.

Someone posted that they had just made synonym buns.  I replied "you mean just like the ones that grammar used to make?" I am now blocked.

The more I get to know people, the more I realize why Noah let only animals on the boat.

Facial recognition software can pick a person out of a crowd but the vending machine at work can't recognize a dollar bill with a bent corner.

If you see someone buying candy, popcorn and a soda at the movies, they are a drug dealer.  There's no other explanation for that type of income.

I know it's time to clean out my purse when my car assumes it's an extra passenger who isn't wearing a seat belt. 

Do not vaccinate health care workers first.  If it fails, we're all in trouble.  Vaccinate the politicians first.  If we lose a few of them, it won't matter.

In the 1960's I fell off my bike and skinned my knee.  I'm telling you this now because we didn't have social media then.

Dear Sneeze:  If you're going to happen, happen.  Don't just put a stupid look on my face and then leave.

Vegetarians live up to nine years longer than meat-eaters.  Nine horrible, worthless, bacon-less years.

I still have a full deck... I just shuffle slower.

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