Top Ten Reasons to Vote Democrat:

[DAKA]

Top Ten Reasons to Vote Democrat:

 

#10.  Now I can marry whoever or whatever I want.  I've decided to marry my German shepherd.

 

#9.  I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn't.

 

#8.  Democrats because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

 

#7.  “Freedom of speech” is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

 

#6.  I'm too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves, especially since on average it takes police 12-to-15 minutes to respond to a 911 call.  My “00 buckshot” travels at 1,200 feet per second.

 

#5.  I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we abolish the death penalty and thereafter keep even the most vicious murders alive and well for as long as possible.

 

#4.  I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, subsidized housing, free education, food stamps, government IDs, the right to vote, etc.

 

#3.  I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves.  They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit.

 

#2.  I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution at every opportunity to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

 

And, the #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it's better to pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here in America.  We don't care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other countries.

 

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."  (Albert Einstein)

 

Recall when Nancy Pelosi said about Obamacare:  "We have to pass it to find out what's in it."  A physician said:  "That's the definition of a stool.”

 

[minderasr]

Thanks for this! I just sent it off to a bunch of family and friends.  Let's see if they remain so.