Mrs Glockrunner Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 An Ensign who after his evening meal, asked the duty mess cook: “Seaman Jones, I would like a bowl of chocolate ice cream for dessert.” But the mess cook replies...... “I’m sorry sir, but our delivery of chocolate ice cream was short chocolate ice cream and we are out.” The young Ensign replies...... “In that case Sailor, I’ll just have a nice chocolate ice cream, that’s an order.” The mess cook asks the Ensign...... “Sir, can you spell ‘van’ as in Vanilla?” The Ensign replies.......“Of course, V_A_N!” Then the mess cook asks....“Sir, can you spell ‘straw as in strawberry?” “Certainly, S_T_R_A_W.” replies the Ensign. The mess cook also ask the Ensign.....“Sir, can you spell ‘stink’ as in chocolate?” The Ensign who is now fuming, replies...... “There is no ‘stink’ in chocolate Seaman Jones!” Finally the mess cook tells the ensign..... “That Sir, is what I’ve been try’n to tell you!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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