Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 Way of the Dragon 1972 (2.5 / 5 stars) Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Nora Miao Director: Bruce Lee ActionMartial arts 120 mins An Asian (Bruce Lee) in Rome uses whirling "nunchakus" on a gang and fights a karate champ (Chuck Norris) in the coliseum. Bruce makes "OOOooo... EEeeee!!" sounds. And Chuck get's his gay-ass beat down. I think he died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Author Share Posted April 10, 2022 Next: Game of Death 1979 (2 / 4 stars) Bruce Lee, Gig Young, Hugh O'Brian Director: Robert Clouse AdventureMartial arts 120 mins An actor (Bruce Lee) shot by gangsters fakes his death, has plastic surgery and seeks kung-fu revenge. I suspect he'll make "OOOOooo EEEeeee!" sounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Author Share Posted April 10, 2022 I saw a documentary. I think it started with The Green Hornet. The TV station had to buy better cameras. Because they weren't fast enough. Bruce would be standing there, and the bad guy, and instantly the bad guy was gone. Bruce never even moved. His kicks were too fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Author Share Posted April 10, 2022 Be water, my friends. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Author Share Posted April 10, 2022 One story said, that Bruce was the most consummate, professional actor. He took his parts, waaay seriously. But no stunt-doubles wanted in the movie. Because Bruce's fighting wasn't acting. It was fighting. He didn't know how to fake it. So you took, a frozen-standing, back-hook-kick into your head. For reals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Author Share Posted April 10, 2022 I've got the yellow black-stripe hoodie. (Uma wore it too) Only one person, over 10 years, got it. "Nice!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Author Share Posted April 10, 2022 30 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said: I've got the yellow black-stripe hoodie. "um. Sorry. Didn't mean to hit you in the face with my carry-on luggage." "oooooOO ee-eee!" ::Two hooked fingers::. "Sorry. Are you OK?" I always let them live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Author Share Posted April 10, 2022 You can't take any weapons on the plane. But you can take these 1' long, 1/2" thick knitting needles. I haven't stabbed anyone. Yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Author Share Posted April 10, 2022 Right into the jugular. Or, up the nose, à la, Harry Potter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Author Share Posted April 10, 2022 I was in one tournament, aiming for my next belt, won the first round. And got my ribs broke in the next one. A girl did it. (she was hawt!) So back then, you just walked it off. Because you didn't want to be a girl. (OR YOU DID?!?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Author Share Posted April 10, 2022 At that this tournament, the winner, I met him beforehand, was a crazy-psycho-redneck-wild kid. He shaved his mullet-head into this really scary-creepy thing. White hair. That's creepy, before you even start. His eyes weren't right. (i think he was albino.) (they creep me-out.) Like,100 lbs. He was psycho. He won grand-master! at the tournament. And left in an ambulance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Author Share Posted April 10, 2022 With my barely-being-able-to-breath ribs, and Wild-Eyes, getting carted off... I figured out that this was a pretty bad sport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Author Share Posted April 10, 2022 I played hockey for North Allegheny. We played Moon, once or twice, each year. This one kid, year after year, was a wild-killer, skinney, psycho, white-haired, albino, psycho killer. He hurt everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Author Share Posted April 10, 2022 One year.. I don't know... (the last year?) I hit this kid, so hard, cleanly, in the middle of the ice, right with my whole shoulder into the middle of his body, so hard, that he flew 20', backwards, through the air, landed backwards, on his head. I meant to do that. I got a 5-minute major. Because he didn't even know his name. So later.... Like ten of their biggest guys, killed me into a pulp, for the whole rest of the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Author Share Posted April 10, 2022 I'd like to meet Moon 'Bino Boy, today.. I'd buy him a beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Author Share Posted April 10, 2022 I'll bet he's still wild. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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