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Way of the Dragon 1972

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Way of the Dragon

(2.5 / 5 stars)

Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Nora Miao

Director: Bruce Lee

ActionMartial arts

120 mins

An Asian (Bruce Lee) in Rome uses whirling "nunchakus" on a gang and fights a karate champ (Chuck Norris) in the coliseum.


Bruce makes "OOOooo... EEeeee!!"  sounds.

And Chuck get's his gay-ass beat down.

I think he died.



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Game of Death

(2 / 4 stars)

Bruce Lee, Gig Young, Hugh O'Brian

Director: Robert Clouse

AdventureMartial arts

120 mins

An actor (Bruce Lee) shot by gangsters fakes his death, has plastic surgery and seeks kung-fu revenge.



I suspect he'll make "OOOOooo EEEeeee!" sounds.

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I saw a documentary.

I think it started with The Green Hornet.

The TV station had to buy better cameras.  Because they weren't fast enough.

Bruce would be standing there,  and the bad guy,  and instantly the bad guy was gone.  Bruce never even moved.

His kicks were too fast.

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One story said,  that Bruce was the most consummate, professional actor.

He took his parts, waaay seriously.

But no stunt-doubles wanted in the movie.

Because Bruce's fighting wasn't acting.  It was fighting.

He didn't know how to fake it.

So you took, a frozen-standing, back-hook-kick into your head.  For reals.

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30 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said:

I've got the yellow black-stripe hoodie.

"um.  Sorry.  Didn't mean to hit you in the face with my carry-on luggage."

"oooooOO ee-eee!"  ::Two hooked fingers::.

"Sorry.  Are you OK?"

I always let them live.

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I was in one tournament, aiming for my next belt,  won the first round.  And got my ribs broke in the next one.  A girl did it. (she was hawt!)


back then,  you just walked it off.  Because you didn't want to be a girl.  (OR YOU DID?!?)

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At that this tournament,  the winner, I met him beforehand,  was a crazy-psycho-redneck-wild kid.

He shaved his mullet-head into this really scary-creepy thing.   White hair. That's creepy, before you even start.

His eyes weren't right.

(i think he was albino.)

(they creep me-out.)

Like,100 lbs.

He was psycho.

He won grand-master! at the tournament.

And left in an ambulance.

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One year..

I don't know... (the last year?)

I hit this kid, so hard, cleanly, in the middle of the ice,  right with my whole shoulder into the middle of his body,  so hard,  that he flew 20', backwards, through the air,  landed backwards, on his head.  I meant to do that.

I got  a 5-minute major.  Because he didn't even know his name.

So later....

Like ten of their biggest guys,  killed me into a pulp,  for the whole rest of the game.

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