Huaco Kid Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 Then he came back, didn't stop, and ran down the hill, at 400mph, up to his head in snow. We heard people, down the hill, scream "WOOOOO!!" as Jagr visited. Then another "woooo", then another, then another. Jagr crashed eveyone's party! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 And then we heard, "Woo" "Woo" "Woo", going up all the next street. as Jagr killed it.! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 And then he came down to our house, didn't even slow down, 500mph!, and made the rounds agqin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 The next summer, on the greenway, walking Jagr, strangers would point and go, "JAGR!!!!!!" And he go wiggly-all over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 Then One day, someone knocked on the the door and said, "Hey. Jagr got hit by a car." And he did. The kids let him get out, and he wasn't allowed out, because the fkr was as fast as a rocket. Like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 He was pretty fckd up, and scared. poor Jagr. He was crashed - good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 But we had the NC State Vet school, I don't know how they got hold of us, but they did. So they took Jagr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 And the students studied him, and xrayd him, and did all kinds of medical on him. Then they gave him back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs.Cicero Posted April 11, 2022 Author Share Posted April 11, 2022 2 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said: But we had the NC State Vet school, I don't know how they got hold of us, but they did. So they took Jagr. 1) Did Jagr survive? 2)Huaco, you need to write a book Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 His whole ass-end was taped up into a suitcase handle. A handle on his butt. Jagr had two dead-legs, that would never walk again, and had a handle on his ass. So we'd have to carry him out in the yard, to pee, with his good front legs, and his dead back-ass end.. With the handle. And keep him in the cage all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 So we commited! To Jagr's ass-handle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 Three days later, Jagr chewed all the ass-tape off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 Then he chewed the door off the cage, and got out, and dragged his dead-ass, all over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 Then he ate the backdoor off, got out, and dragged his dead ass, all over... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 Then, a month later, he could jump, and give you a Jagr-Bruce-Lee kick in your face. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 He was always a little bit crookedy, after that. His ass ways allways sideways, as he was stealing your frisbee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 The game wasn't "You throw the frisbee, and I'll bring it back!: The game was, "You throw the frisbee, and you'll never touch it again." So then, if you think you can get the frisbee from Jagr, you're wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 He'd, later when he was was tired, walk up and set it on someone's knee, and lay down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 If you thought you were fast enough, to just take it off you're knee, and throw it, you're wrong. It's Jagr's game now. You can't touch the fcking frisbee. He's got it in his mouth. Wiggling, and laughing, at you.. And placing it on someone else's knee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 43 minutes ago, Mrs.Cicero said: 1) Did Jagr survive? 2)Huaco, you need to write a book He lived way long than Boxers should. With an old-man grey muzzle. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 Jagr could open car door, with his mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 The first time was just a freak, "Oh. I left poor Jagr out last night, at -20." But he's in the backseat of the car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 The next time, he filled the whole back seat full of ripped up cardboard, and made a nest. I don't know where he got the cardboard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 The third time, I was driving to work, and the car was stinky. Pretty bad. So I found, a cleanly sawed at the knee, deer leg in the back seat. I didn't put it there. Why would there be a cfuck deer-leg there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borg warner Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 11 hours ago, Mrs.Cicero said: those totally fake not-lady bugs (the orange one) are all over the inside of my bedroom window. Aside from sucking them up with the vacuum extension, which stinks, is there anything else that gets rid of them? I hate these things. The only insects I don't mind in the house are honeybees because I'm extracting honey and a few rode in on the frames, and praying mantises, just because they are the coolest looking insect on the planet. The stinkbugs have been only mildly annoying this year, but those stupid orange not-a-lady bugs are EVERYWHERE! I've never heard of a Not-a-Lady bug. Do bugs have more than one gender now? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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