Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 The snake flew into the air, and Mom, doing non-stop lever-action, kept this snake spinning, in mid-air, for four or five shots. And then, later, all our friends said, "Fck your Mom." "We're never coming back here, because we don't want shot. She's pretty scary." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 We called her "Annie-Mom", after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 The whole family, when the girls lived here, ran in! And said, "Jagr!" He was a very-cool boxer-dog we had. He'd barf steaming-baby rabbits in the TV room, while you were sitting there. "Jagr killed a 'possum in the backyard!!" So I went out. Jagr was still attacking, and killing it. We ran Jagr off. And I kicked the "dead" possum. It growled at me. So we left it alone, came back ten minutes later, and it was gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 Jagr couldn't barf a possum on the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 We didn't even knwo it was baby rabbits. Jagr was the fastest dog in the world! Really! A boxer-dog. This fckr could go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 Jagr could catch rabbits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 We didn't know he ate them, and barfed them into your living room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 So...... Jagr walks in. And goes, huck-huck-huck. goooooo, right in front of the TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 And he walks out. He don't care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 Now there's a big pile of steaming-dead-raw dead-meat on the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 Jagrs happy.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 The smell, alone, was to die for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 We all barfed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 à la I opened the front door, and the back door, which both went into the country. And cut a milk=jug into a rabbbit-guts scoop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 Didn't know they were baby-guts, until I saw the fuzzy-ears, in a scoop. Now Jagr's just wiggling his tiny non-tail, waiting for dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 So, Jagr got skunked a couple time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 Angie (the most psycho-dog that ever lived) (You don't want to drive Amazon trucks, here) (and would kill, too many things, over the hill, and you'd yell "hey don't kill that thing" too late. You didn't need to see that. Her killing was't pretty. She never caught Amazon, they-d just drive by and throw **** out the window. And once got a face-full of porky-pine. Stupid dog. That you wanted on your side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 We lived in Raleigh, NC (90's) It snowed 2' in one night. It was a snow0out! Shut the city down for two weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 So The first, or second day, in the 'burbs, EVERYONE (tech-proffessionls), was having a drunken front-porch party!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 So we let Jagr out. We had never done this. What's he going to do? Jump up to his head in snow? And he did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 This ****** bolted, jumping through the snow, up to his head, at 400mph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 Up the road, at their front porch, was a huge party. Jagr might could attack, or kill a cat, but he just wiggled all over (as boxers are wont to do), And they all dd a big screaming cheer for Jagr!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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