gwalchmai Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 One of the local churches in my little town is having an "Easter Trunk Hop" next weekend. They're having an Easter Egg Hunt and free hot dog plates to all. Would you, my fellow BSers, enjoy a free hot dog plate at such an event? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 A nicely cooked, and slightly burnt, delicious hot dog? Or some boiled anomaly? Yes / No. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 Where's the waffles? You know they've got them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 "A waffle and eggs? Scrambled?" "Yes, Ma'am. Six of them." "You want six scrambled eggs?!?" "Yes, Ma'am." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 That's like eating a football. But I can do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MO Fugga Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 Lips and assholes. Pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 "Here. Eat this hotdog that's been boiling for four hours. And a pack of yellow mustard." "Thank you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 "We put some onions in the water, so you know it's good." "Do you need more mustard?" "No Ma'am. This is great.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
21 shooter Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 9 minutes ago, MO Fugga said: Lips and assholes. Pass. No, this is about hot dogs, not politicians. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 9 minutes ago, MO Fugga said: Lips and assholes. Pass. "Do the assholes float to the top, or is that an onion?" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 "Do you want a huge pincher of sauerkraut on it?" "No ma'am. it's great." "Since you're defenseless, I'll squirt two quarts of yellow mustard on top." "Thank you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted March 31, 2022 Author Share Posted March 31, 2022 1 hour ago, Huaco Kid said: A nicely cooked, and slightly burnt, delicious hot dog? Or some boiled anomaly? Yes / No. The ad didn't specify their preparation details, so I'll assume boiled weenies. I'd probably eat a couple, since it's a good cause and all. Also, this weekend they're having a "chili cook-off" to benefit the local drug rehab facility. Considering the meth-heads that I know from around there I'd be askeered of being within a block of anything mentioning the term "cook-off". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmohme Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 I might attend the event in to support the church, but probably would pass on the hot dog plate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuteTheMall Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted March 31, 2022 Author Share Posted March 31, 2022 The more you think about it, weenie preparation methods aren't nearly as important as what's in 'em. Of course, it all renders down to protein in the acid bath. Mostly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deputy tom Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 3 hours ago, gwalchmai said: One of the local churches in my little town is having an "Easter Trunk Hop" next weekend. They're having an Easter Egg Hunt and free hot dog plates to all. Would you, my fellow BSers, enjoy a free hot dog plate at such an event? Yes I would. Local Churches VFDs and Lodge halls have good food at their fund raisers. We support them often. tom. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 Yes, Yes i Would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostinTexas Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 13 hours ago, gwalchmai said: One of the local churches in my little town is having an "Easter Trunk Hop" next weekend. They're having an Easter Egg Hunt and free hot dog plates to all. Would you, my fellow BSers, enjoy a free hot dog plate at such an event? Yes, and leave them a little something for gratitude. Even if the dogs aren't good, the event is. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 At a minimum, they have to be a quality (the skinny red hard ones don't cut it) 'dog, all beef, and cooked on a stick until they split open, with sizzling steam coming out. They're best when they are waay too hot to eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbie18 Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 I would like to think of any church as trustworthy (Don't say it, I know). I would probably eat it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar_ml Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 "free hot dog plates" How much for the hot dogs to go on them? It really depends about the free hotdog. If I know what brand/type, then maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peng Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 Of course I would. Would you rather pay for the same food? As long as they have ketchup, I'm happy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 6 minutes ago, Peng said: As long as they have ketchup, I'm happy. 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 When I was a teenager I used to dress up as the Easter Bunny for the kids at my church. Was always some little bastard pulling my tail off. Very stressful times that a free hot dog would most likely cure. Best way to cook a hotdog is to wrap them up in a paper towel and cook them in the microwave for 45 seconds per hot dog and eat plain with no condiments. Relish is allowed, but only in extreme cases. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostinTexas Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 8 hours ago, Huaco Kid said: Need to work on that happy face Kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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