Mrs Glockrunner Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 I had amnesia once -- maybe twice. **************************** I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what? **************************** Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. **************************** All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. **************************** If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses side saddle. **************************** What is a 'free' gift? Aren't all gifts free? **************************** They told me I was gullible and I believed them. **************************** Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and when he grows up he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway. ***************************** Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. ****************************** One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. ******************************* My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies. ******************************* Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. ******************************** Is it me? Or do buffalo wings taste like chicken? ******************************** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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