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Rambling Of A Retiree


Mrs Glockrunner
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I had amnesia once  --  maybe twice.
 
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I went to San Francisco.  I found someone's heart.  Now what?
 
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Protons have mass?  I didn't even know they were Catholic.
 
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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
 
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If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses side saddle.
 
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What is a 'free' gift?  Aren't all gifts free?
 
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They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
 
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Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and when he grows up he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
 
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Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
 
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One nice thing about egotists:  they don't talk about other people.
 
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My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
 
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Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
 
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Is it me?  Or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
 
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