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12 hours ago, railfancwb said:

There are a lot of famous novels. What are some you’ve tried but can’t get into?

One such for me is “Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy” 

Love The Hitchhikers Guide.

 

War and Peace, it is just too Long Winded.

Where the Wild things are, i could n`t get into it as a kid.

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I recently read Catcher in the Rye and Slaughterhouse Five.  Mainly because they are notoriously banned,  and I shouldn't read them.

Nothing.

A kid having a bad day, and a war story.  Not one singe thing wrong with either of them.

Just skip Atlas Shrugged.  Get the Cliff Notes.

I just found The Turner Diaries at a used store.  It's supposed to be a little off,  and one of the most widely banned.  (can't get it on amazon).  We'll see.

I'm on a banned book kick.  I wonder if Huck Finn will learn me new words.

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2 hours ago, Ay Dios Mio said:

Moby Dick...Lord of the Rings.

Couldn't finish Moby Dick but might try it again someday.

Lord of the rings. I read and enjoyed them all years ago and reread them after the movies came out. Sill liked them a lot.

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I was in my teens and in a wild as moment, I chose War and Peace.  (I did read the Bible so I'm not a novice at this)

Dumbest choice I have ever made!  I got about a third into it and all the Russian names started to be the same. 

I quit and vowed never to think of it again.  I read reference manuals and the plot along with the process is infinitely easier to follow. 

This was the most boring thing I have ever read. 

Now I know how the Russians are so full of anger and want to take it out on the satellite countries.  Someone probably made them read the book.

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On 3/7/2022 at 8:08 AM, railfancwb said:

There are a lot of famous novels. What are some you’ve tried but can’t get into?

One such for me is “Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy” 

That is my favorite story for Science Fiction.  I even watched the PBS  English TV version where they said that:

"

Eccentrica Gallumbits is the far-famed triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six. Some people say her erogenous zones start some four miles from her actual body. Ford Prefect disagrees, saying five.[1] It is possible that the Big Bang was actually one of her orgasms. She wrote The Big Bang Theory - A Personal View by Eccentrica Gallumbits and It's Just One Boob After Another.

It was reported that Zaphod Beeblebrox, whom she described as "the best bang since the Big One," had delivered a presidential address from her bedroom on at least one occasion. She offers Bethselamin Lessons, if you telephone 69-000.[2] It is also rumoured that Zaphod grew his third arm for her.",  Eccentrica Gallumbits | Hitchhikers | Fandom

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4 minutes ago, janice6 said:

That is my favorite story for Science Fiction.  I even watched the PBS  English TV version where they said that:

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Eccentrica Gallumbits is the far-famed triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six. Some people say her erogenous zones start some four miles from her actual body. Ford Prefect disagrees, saying five.[1] It is possible that the Big Bang was actually one of her orgasms. She wrote The Big Bang Theory - A Personal View by Eccentrica Gallumbits and It's Just One Boob After Another.

It was reported that Zaphod Beeblebrox, whom she described as "the best bang since the Big One," had delivered a presidential address from her bedroom on at least one occasion. She offers Bethselamin Lessons, if you telephone 69-000.[2] It is also rumoured that Zaphod grew his third arm for her.",  Eccentrica Gallumbits | Hitchhikers | Fandom

Sounds as though I should revisit the tale. 

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