gwalchmai Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 I was in the Costco (the WalMart of the Woke) this morning and suddenly it occurred to me, sitting in the food court eating a hot dog and drinking a pink lemonade, that I was the most highly evolved being under the roof. I've spent my whole life trying to avoid that very situation, and there I was, with the humanity oozing around me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fnfalman Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 Did you put onions on your hot dog? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borg warner Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Fnfalman said: Did you put onions on your hot dog? if you do, you are a highly evolved being. But if you put ketchup on it, you're just one of the oozing masses. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted February 21, 2022 Author Share Posted February 21, 2022 17 minutes ago, Fnfalman said: Did you put onions on your hot dog? Sometimes, depending on what the voices tell me. No catsup or relish, though. Brown mustard when they have it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAKA Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 No more onions, relish or sauerkraut at lour local Costco. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipedreams Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 7 minutes ago, DAKA said: No more onions, relish or sauerkraut at lour local Costco. Same here........... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 A few years ago I was hired to photograph the dressed rehearsal of a play. Lots of things went wrong with the rehearsal. It looked like a bad sitcom as they tried to fix the problems. Seriously one step forward, two steps back. About half way through the night I realized I was the most intelligent person there. I’m not particularly smart. That made the realization all the more disturbing. 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MO Fugga Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 Rolled up pig lips and assholes... Nyasteee. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fnfalman Posted February 22, 2022 Share Posted February 22, 2022 6 hours ago, Borg warner said: if you do, you are a highly evolved being. But if you put ketchup on it, you're just one of the oozing masses. I prefer onions, mustard, ketchup, sweet relish AND chili on my hot dogs. No tomato though. That’s just weird. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borg warner Posted February 22, 2022 Share Posted February 22, 2022 4 hours ago, MO Fugga said: Rolled up pig lips and assholes... Nyasteee. Parts is parts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted February 22, 2022 Author Share Posted February 22, 2022 4 hours ago, Batesmotel said: A few years ago I was hired to photograph the dressed rehearsal of a play. Lots of things went wrong with the rehearsal. It looked like a bad sitcom as they tried to fix the problems. Seriously one step forward, two steps back. About half way through the night I realized I was the most intelligent person there. I’m not particularly smart. That made the realization all the more disturbing. I know, right? It's just a scary feeling. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted February 22, 2022 Author Share Posted February 22, 2022 4 hours ago, MO Fugga said: Rolled up pig lips and assholes... Nyasteee. This is one of my favorite scenes ever. Thornton ad libbed that last part just to crack the kid up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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