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Mrs Glockrunner

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I find that when the wife and I go out I don't need spirits to thoroughly embarrass and humiliate myself.  I am perfectly capable of that without chemical stimulus.   I had three sisters, mother left home, I had three daughters - NOTHING embarrasses me - NOTHING!

The fun starts when the New Waitress at Denny's joins in and confirms my ridiculous behaviors by saying she agrees with me.  My wife commented to me as we were leaving, "This one's going to be a lot of fun!".

I ordered her earrings.  I buy dangle earrings in their favorite color for each of the wait staff in the restaurant.  I tell them it's for not throwing me out.

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