Borg warner Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Miriam went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied “You know we live down the street from a church and he had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Miriam told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," her grandmother. "Years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring every Sunday. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive today if the ice cream truck hadn't come along!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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