Winter In Russia

[Mrs Glockrunner]

An American is calling his Russian friend in the middle of winter.

"Dude I don't get how you can stand such cold."

"It's not that bad. And we're used to it."

"Still. I saw on TV it's like -70° where you live? Crazy!"

"What? Nyet. It's maybe -30°. Not bad at all."

"Even that would be way too cold for me!"

"Haha you get used to it. I'm telling you, it's like -30° and that isn't too bad. Your TV lies to you."

"I guess. But they were showing your city, with all the cars under the snow, people in heavy coats, even thermometers showing -70°..."

"Oh! You mean on the outside..."