Batesmotel Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Went to lunch with friends. Went to the restroom. Left phone on the table. Unlocked. I’m now on a dating site. For the bondage-kink community. And I can’t login to delete the account. All I can say is nuking a good portion of the population is a real good idea. 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar_ml Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 With friends like that, who needs enemies? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted January 19, 2022 Author Share Posted January 19, 2022 They assure me it will be gone by midnight. But they love me. Probably righteous payback for other things. When one of them got married we didn’t decorate his truck. We painted it during the reception. Neon orange. No rattle cans. Real paint guns. This crap started back in 1976. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Could be worse. They could have signed you up at NAMBLA's website. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar_ml Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 "gone by midnight"... Did they happen to say which day and year of that midnight? 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted January 19, 2022 Author Share Posted January 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Cougar_ml said: "gone by midnight"... Did they happen to say which day and year of that midnight? It was gone by midnight. They know I will retaliate. We just can’t grow up. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricordo Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 1972. Staying with my GF for the weekend at the home of a recently married friend who dealt with lasers in exotic places. While they were lovingly taking a bath together, GF comes up with the idea of dropping a firecracker inside the bathroom. I went along with it. His wife came out laughing hysterically. If a handheld laser had existed at the time, I would have been pulverized. And it wasn't even my idea. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAKA Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 BOYS will be BOYS WE never grow up... Hold my beer and watch this.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted January 19, 2022 Administrators Share Posted January 19, 2022 12 hours ago, Maser said: Could be worse. They could have signed you up at NAMBLA's website. The North American Marlon Brando Lookalike Association? 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric said: The North American Marlon Brando Lookalike Association? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostinTexas Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 21 hours ago, Batesmotel said: Went to lunch with friends. Went to the restroom. Left phone on the table. Unlocked. I’m now on a dating site. For the bondage-kink community. And I can’t login to delete the account. All I can say is nuking a good portion of the population is a real good idea. Only a true friend would do that. Sounds like the folks I hang out with, all both of them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted January 20, 2022 Author Share Posted January 20, 2022 1 hour ago, LostinTexas said: Only a true friend would do that. Sounds like the folks I hang out with, all both of them. We miscreants have stuck together through it all. Seriously kept the faith. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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