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My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie and Madonna both had adopt a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills laid off  their nannies and had to learn their children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 250 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, the government, the media, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

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