gwalchmai Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 ... is an affordable stink-activated fan. I have the cats' litterboxes in two of our bathrooms which have those humidity-activated exhaust fans over the showers. That's OK for after a shower, but what would really be useful is a fan that detected foul odors and turned on the fan. I think this would have universal appeal, not just for pet owners. Sounds like a natural for the poo pourri crowd. Anybody wanna throw in some startup funds? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmohme Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 Isn't that one of the functions of this guy? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minderasr Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 1 hour ago, gwalchmai said: ... is an affordable stink-activated fan. I have the cats' litterboxes in two of our bathrooms which have those humidity-activated exhaust fans over the showers. That's OK for after a shower, but what would really be useful is a fan that detected foul odors and turned on the fan. I think this would have universal appeal, not just for pet owners. Sounds like a natural for the poo pourri crowd. Anybody wanna throw in some startup funds? Can we get one of those fans installed over Washington DC? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmohme Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 1 hour ago, minderasr said: Can we get one of those fans installed over Washington DC? May I offer another suggestion? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 I was thinking a 7.62mm enema. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MO Fugga Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 5 hours ago, minderasr said: Can we get one of those fans installed over Washington DC? Who could afford to power it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted January 11, 2022 Author Share Posted January 11, 2022 28 minutes ago, MO Fugga said: Who could afford to power it? Maybe you could make a methane turbine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuteTheMall Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 What this country needs is a good five cent nickel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAKA Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 1 hour ago, ChuteTheMall said: What this country needs is a good five cent nickel. Wasn't that a good nickle cigar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuteTheMall Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 11 minutes ago, DAKA said: Wasn't that a good nickle cigar? Those stinky things are deadly poisonous and addictive, you couldn't pay me to touch one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 9 hours ago, gwalchmai said: ... is an affordable stink-activated fan. I have the cats' litterboxes in two of our bathrooms which have those humidity-activated exhaust fans over the showers. That's OK for after a shower, but what would really be useful is a fan that detected foul odors and turned on the fan. I think this would have universal appeal, not just for pet owners. Sounds like a natural for the poo pourri crowd. Anybody wanna throw in some startup funds? I have a HEPPA air filter that claims 1300 Sq. ft. It comes on when I use cologne, or my wife uses a perfume body spray. it has a light that changes colors depending on the concentration of the "odor". Then kicks into high gear and clears the room quickly. One night my dog farted a god-awful smell (something I fed her that I shouldn't have I'm sure) anyway, it went RED and ran at high speed for less than 30 seconds. It worked and my wife and I had a good laugh over the experience. The dog didn't see the humor. So, I guess your quest has been solved and you can save your money. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MO Fugga Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 2 hours ago, gwalchmai said: Maybe you could make a methane turbine. That's a big pile of ****.... Totally doable. Definitely need a fusion reactor to run it. Fuse bullshit into policy at ever greater efficiency! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted January 12, 2022 Author Share Posted January 12, 2022 1 minute ago, MO Fugga said: That's a big pile of ****.... Totally doable. Definitely need a fusion reactor to run it. Fuse bullshit into policy at ever greater efficiency! Yeah, a "Mr. Bullshit" fusion reactor. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MO Fugga Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 (edited) 19 minutes ago, gwalchmai said: Yeah, a "Mr. Bullshit" fusion reactor. I always have coffee when I watch Bullshit. But I ain't smelling it. Hope you get a good fart fan going. Edited January 12, 2022 by MO Fugga 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minderasr Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 On 1/11/2022 at 5:54 PM, ChuteTheMall said: Those stinky things are deadly poisonous and addictive, you couldn't pay me to touch one. You're right. I'd much rather enjoy a more expensive cigar. Padron anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Why are bathroom fans in the ceiling where they draw the stick past you? The fan should be an industrial model mounted right behind the shitter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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