Most fun grocery shopping ever!

[Batesmotel]

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Edited December 19, 2021 by Batesmotel
Not posting right. Will try again later.

[janice6]

Grocery shopping is fun.  We try to make other shoppers laugh at us.  It always works.  It's fun to see others laugh and break up a boring chore for most of them.

I often softly sing love songs to my wife moving along the isles and some women passing us will look back at us with a smile.

Most of the checkout clerks are tougher but with persistence we usually can make them chuckle.

[Huaco Kid]

12 minutes ago, janice6 said:

I often softly sing love songs to my wife moving along the isles and some women passing us will look back at us with a smile.

Fat Bottomed Girls?

13 minutes ago, janice6 said:

Most of the checkout clerks are tougher but with persistence we usually can make them chuckle.

Stick a betta fish in their face and see what happens.  Haha.

[Batesmotel]

I might try to post the whole story again. It was actually pretty funny. 
 

Guy stole my chocolate chip cookies then argued with his wife about why they needed so many cookies. She wouldn’t let him put them in the cart  

 

[Biff]

I was at the egg section  of the supermarket, and I opened up a pack and looked at them, and a young female saw me do it.

She asked her female buddy and said, “Why do people do that?”. Well, I do it to see if the eggs have been smashed.

I think that her buddy was speechless, but that was funny.

 

If you want to avoid this, you better look in the carton.

[norton]

2 minutes ago, Biff said:

I was at the egg section  of the supermarket, and I opened up a pack and looked at them, and a young female saw me do it.

She asked her female buddy and said, “Why do people do that?”. Well, I do it to see if the eggs have been smashed.

I think that her buddy was speechless, but that was funny.

We were expected to do that when I was a bag boy at a grocery while in high school.  Checking for cracked eggs.  I still do it every time I buy eggs.  

[Swampfox762]

1 hour ago, Biff said:

I was at the egg section  of the supermarket, and I opened up a pack and looked at them, and a young female saw me do it.

She asked her female buddy and said, “Why do people do that?”. Well, I do it to see if the eggs have been smashed.

I think that her buddy was speechless, but that was funny.

 

If you want to avoid this, you better look in the carton.

Another of one of those "Young", that just take everything on "Faith". Fear  not.  Life will slap her trusting, non questioning ass right in the kisser here in a few years!!!

[Walt Longmire]

Ever put some random item in someone else's cart?

[kerbie18]

2 hours ago, Walt Longmire said:

Ever put some random item in someone else's cart?

Been there, done that. It's more fun if it's of a sexual nature. That's NOT my economy 40 pack of condoms. How did that get there?

[Peng]

15 hours ago, norton said:

We were expected to do that when I was a bag boy at a grocery while in high school.  Checking for cracked eggs.  I still do it every time I buy eggs.  

I also do this.

Question is, when you find a cracked one - what do you do with the carton?  It feels a little funny just putting it back in there. I place it on the bottom shelf and leave it open.  I feel pretty good about that choice.  

Then I go lick some ice cream and leave the store.