Cougar_ml Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 9 minutes ago, DAKA said: And the horse you rode in on What did the horse do to you that you hate it so much? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted November 4, 2022 Author Share Posted November 4, 2022 If someone could explain to me how anyone (over the age of 9) could be that stupid, that'd be great. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAKA Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 47 minutes ago, Cougar_ml said: What did the horse do to you that you hate it so much? Not the horse's fault, but they "rode in on it" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted November 4, 2022 Author Share Posted November 4, 2022 He forgot to yell "Backblast area clear", lol. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Schmidt Meister said: If someone could explain to me how anyone (over the age of 9) could be that stupid, that'd be great. Thank a teacher for this reasoning. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
railfancwb Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 Once upon a time classrooms might have a device such as this which could explain a lot about mechanics of the near Solar System. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 My mom had friends who were Flat Earthers. I swear I lost IQ points by just being in the same room with them. They have the habit of just dismissing everything that doesn’t make their point. Therefore if nothing contradicts their view, they must be right. They think that’s how science works. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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railfancwb Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 11 hours ago, Schmidt Meister said: It appears Georgia will represent the East in the SEC championship game. Who will represent the West? Unless LSU loses a third conference game it won’t be Bama. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted November 6, 2022 Author Share Posted November 6, 2022 43 minutes ago, railfancwb said: It appears Georgia will represent the East in the SEC championship game. Who will represent the West? Unless LSU loses a third conference game it won’t be Bama. I think LSU or Ole Miss. I have to admit I don't keep up with them like I do the East. I really hope that Alabama is out of the running. I still think Ole Miss has a chance. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schmidt Meister Posted November 8, 2022 Author Share Posted November 8, 2022 That's all his friends watching when his old lady jumps on him in public, lol. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted November 9, 2022 Author Share Posted November 9, 2022 November 9th is National Scrapple Day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted November 10, 2022 Author Share Posted November 10, 2022 When the wedding party decides on KFC catering and you end up with a mashed potato cake with gravy icing ... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted November 10, 2022 Author Share Posted November 10, 2022 Kiwi Cross Section. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schmidt Meister Posted November 10, 2022 Author Share Posted November 10, 2022 A man was a practicing OBGYN for many years, but he finally tired of having to get up in the middle of the night and leave his wife to go and deliver a baby. Plus, the malpractice insurance was getting too expensive. So, he decided to leave the field of medicine and become an auto mechanic. He took the necessary class at a trade school. The final exam required him to completely dismantle and reassemble a car engine, and demonstrate that the car would start and run. When the grades were posted, he got not only a 100, but also 50 points extra credit. He asked the instructor what produced the extra credit. The instructor replied “Not only did you dismantle and reassemble the engine, and start the car. But, you did it all while reaching through the muffler, and I have never seen that before in my life.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schmidt Meister Posted November 10, 2022 Author Share Posted November 10, 2022 Look, my beer is so happy to see me !! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted November 12, 2022 Author Share Posted November 12, 2022 Just on the off chance I may have to put my foot up someone's ass. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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