Mrs Glockrunner Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 When do you go at red and stop at green? When you're eating a watermelon. --------------------------------------------------------- What do you call a snowman during summer break? A puddle. ---------------------------------------------------------- How's your summer bods looking? Mine is looking like I have a great personality. ----------------------------------------------------------- Two friends are talking, "So what are you doing for summer vacation?" The other one replies, "I want to go to Italy again, like last year." "Wow, you went to Italy last year?" "No, but I did want to go." ------------------------------------------------------------ A company owner was asked a question, "How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?" He smiled and replied, "It's simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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