I'm In Trouble

[Mrs Glockrunner]

 

Well sh*t.. I think my license might be in jeopardy..

and all just because of a stupid state trooper...

The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over on my bike:

Trooper: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"

Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."

Trooper: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?"

Me: "A car."

Trooper:  "Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?"

Me:  "I have no idea!"

Trooper:  "So, you're drunk."

Me:  "But I didn't drink anything."

Trooper:  "Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it?

Me:  "A motorcycle."

Trooper:  "Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?"

Me:  "I have no idea!"

Trooper:  "As I suspected, you're drunk!"

Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question.

Me: "So... counter question -- You're driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?"

Trooper:  "A prostitute of course."

Me:  "Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?"

Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend.

 

 

 

 

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