Mrs Glockrunner Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 Well sh*t.. I think my license might be in jeopardy.. and all just because of a stupid state trooper... The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over on my bike: Trooper: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!" Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything." Trooper: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?" Me: "A car." Trooper: "Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?" Me: "I have no idea!" Trooper: "So, you're drunk." Me: "But I didn't drink anything." Trooper: "Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it? Me: "A motorcycle." Trooper: "Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?" Me: "I have no idea!" Trooper: "As I suspected, you're drunk!" Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question. Me: "So... counter question -- You're driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?" Trooper: "A prostitute of course." Me: "Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?" Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend. ReplyForward 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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