My New Inventions

[Mrs Glockrunner]

I went to the Patent office to register some of my camping inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented.

 

I said, "A folding bottle."

 

She said, "Okay, what do you call it?"

 

"A Fottle."

 

"What else do you have?"

 

"I have also invented a folding carton."

 

Again she said, "what do you call it?"

 

"A Farton."

 

She sniggered and said, "Those are silly names for products, and one of them sounds kind of crude."

 

I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket.