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Eggs + fresh garlic + fatty bacon + gassy greens + sauce with a ton of heavy cream + lactose intolerance + something that must have been spoiled = cramps = a run to the bathroom = rotten death in the air

Looks like the paint is coming off the walls.

I think I'm just going to burn the house down.

That's all.

 

 

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Damn dude...You're a better cook than  that.  Like ya said..."Somethin spoiled"...Been there, done that.

I cook for 2 so I must wash my hands 30 times a night when makin me and the lady appies and dinner. And Never touch the dog.  Sorry man...I just can't do stomach stuff anymore...

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Just to round things up: I went well over 10 times. It's gotten to a point where wiping is no option anymore. Would be the equivalent of scrubbing road rash with a wire brush.

I won't be eating anything for a couple days, only water and chicken broth.

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5 hours ago, crockett said:

Just to round things up: I went well over 10 times. It's gotten to a point where wiping is no option anymore. Would be the equivalent of scrubbing road rash with a wire brush.

I won't be eating anything for a couple days, only water and chicken broth.

THANKS for the description....(NOT)

 

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