crockett Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 Eggs + fresh garlic + fatty bacon + gassy greens + sauce with a ton of heavy cream + lactose intolerance + something that must have been spoiled = cramps = a run to the bathroom = rotten death in the air Looks like the paint is coming off the walls. I think I'm just going to burn the house down. That's all. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 Bottle it and bring it to a Democrat Fundraiser... hope ya feel better, or at least smell less. 2 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampfox762 Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 Damn dude...You're a better cook than that. Like ya said..."Somethin spoiled"...Been there, done that. I cook for 2 so I must wash my hands 30 times a night when makin me and the lady appies and dinner. And Never touch the dog. Sorry man...I just can't do stomach stuff anymore... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NPTim Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 Time to become a master of fart fu. The passive aggressive martial art. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentpoet Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Maser said: 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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crockett Posted July 15, 2021 Author Share Posted July 15, 2021 Just to round things up: I went well over 10 times. It's gotten to a point where wiping is no option anymore. Would be the equivalent of scrubbing road rash with a wire brush. I won't be eating anything for a couple days, only water and chicken broth. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAKA Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 5 hours ago, crockett said: Just to round things up: I went well over 10 times. It's gotten to a point where wiping is no option anymore. Would be the equivalent of scrubbing road rash with a wire brush. I won't be eating anything for a couple days, only water and chicken broth. THANKS for the description....(NOT) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crockett Posted July 15, 2021 Author Share Posted July 15, 2021 3 hours ago, DAKA said: THANKS for the description....(NOT) Every board needs a Hannie! I thought I'd fill that gap for a day... 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAKA Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 So are you asking it "I" pee in the shower? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crockett Posted July 15, 2021 Author Share Posted July 15, 2021 22 minutes ago, DAKA said: So are you asking it "I" pee in the shower? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAKA Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 45 minutes ago, crockett said: I meant...Do you pee in the shower, Hannie goes nuts about this.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold ziffle Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 last thing i saw was the monkey trying to put the cork back in. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 Giardia, from all the raw sewage at the beaches. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 Hannie wants a sniff. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NPTim Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 3 hours ago, Walt Longmire said: Hannie wants a sniff. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inthefrey Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crockett Posted July 17, 2021 Author Share Posted July 17, 2021 15 minutes ago, inthefrey said: lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 33 minutes ago, inthefrey said: there isn't enough of that stuff in the whole world to negate my presence........... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MO Fugga Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 On 7/15/2021 at 10:12 AM, crockett said: Every board needs a Hannie! I thought I'd fill that gap for a day... You spelled gash wrong. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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