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I can't take my dog to the park as all the ducks keep trying to bite him. . . . 
 
My fault for getting one that's pure bread.
 
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I went to a zoo and there was a baguette in a cage. . . .
 
The keeper said it was bread in captivity.
 
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What did the Italian baker say when a customer left her bread on the counter?
 
"Hey, you focaccia bread!"
 
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One day, you're the best thing since slice bread. . . . 
 
The next day, you're toast.
 
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What do you say when you see a pig making bread?
 
He's bacon.
 
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Dentist:  How did you manage to break these three teeth?
 
Man:  My wife baked a bread that was too hard.
 
Dentist:  You could have refused to eat it.
 
Man:  That's exactly how this happened.
 
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What do you get when you stack 52 loaves of bread?
 
A deck of carbs.
 
 
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