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I know that some folk in the US complain about pineapple on a pizza, but they've never been to Europe.

Those people put some odd things on pizza.

You can have all of the pepperoni, leave me the Italian sausage and green peppers.

 

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33 minutes ago, tous said:

I know that some folk in the US complain about pineapple on a pizza, but they've never been to Europe.

Those people put some odd things on pizza.

You can have all of the pepperoni, leave me the Italian sausage and green peppers.

 

Whoever came up with the idea of pineapple on pizza needs to receive a swift kick in the cubes. It is evil. It does absolutely no good to remove the chunks, if you don’t like pineapple. That cloying, insidious juice seeps into the pizza. 

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I don't believe that I have  ever heard of a fruit referred to as cloying and insidious.

:biggrin:

I could use a big ol' slice right about now, too.

Sans any cloying and insidious ingredients.

:eat:

 

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11 minutes ago, tous said:

I don't believe that I have  ever heard of a fruit referred to as cloying and insidious.

:biggrin:

I could use a big ol' slice right about now, too.

Sans any cloying and insidious ingredients.

:eat:

 

Insidiousawaiting a chance to entrap : treacherous.

Cloyingexcessively sweet, rich, or sentimental, especially to a disgusting or sickening degree.

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4 minutes ago, tous said:

I have just heard from the state of Hawaii.

Eric, you are banned for life.

:shocked:

That's harsh.

 

Hawaii can kiss my man-size ass. Pineapples should not be. 

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On a side note, although I do dislike Spongebob for his close association with the pineapple, I did see a pic a few months ago that inspired me to rewrite part of his theme song.

“Whoooooooo.... Lives on a Volkswagen as a rear wheel.
He’s made of bright metal and spins a great deal.
Braking and cornering will make him squeal.
It’s Patrick Mag Wheel. Patrick Mag Wheel. Patrick Mag Wheel.
Da da da da da da.”


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Stephen Crane badly paraphrased.

“In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
who, squatting upon the ground,
Held a pineapple in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said, "Is it good, friend?"
"It is cloying -- insidious," he answered;
"But I like it
Because it is cloying,
And because it is my pineapple”

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