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My retarded neighbor is moving out! What a great day!


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Those fucks have 2 pitbulls. Every ******* time I walk out of my front door or open the garage, they start going nuts and barking for an hour or so until the stupid owners have enough and bring them inside.

I was getting ready to record a bunch of those situations and call them in for every single violation but now they will be gone. Hallelujah!

I love animals, but I can't stand retarded owners that don't take care of their pets, don't train them, and are not in charge.

And that being said, I can't stand pitbulls either. Another neighbor has one as well. One day I was cutting a tree in my backyard and this thing comes running, growling and tried to corner me. The stupid owner wasn't able to calm his dog down, let alone catch him. Then the **** started chasing me, ON MY PROPERTY! Made it inside, and when I walked back out, the owner was finally able to grab him by his collar. I told the owner that I will shoot his dog in self defense if he chases me ever again. He apologized several times and I never saw that thing off leash or on my property again.

If you own a bigger dog, let alone a pitbull, train the damn thing and be the alpha for him so he follows your orders, or it will do whatever it wants one day, possibly attack a family member or a kid out of nowhere, and you will be held accountable!

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47 minutes ago, MO Fugga said:

Buy the place and leave it empty.

Thought about it, and turn it into a shop. I want to build a custom home at some point on at least 10 acres, away from ANY neighbors, but with the Dems ******* up America, I'm keeping my options WIDE open.

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1 hour ago, crockett said:

Thought about it, and turn it into a shop. I want to build a custom home at some point on at least 10 acres, away from ANY neighbors, but with the Dems ****ing up America, I'm keeping my options WIDE open.

Well, you got the RV taken care of.

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6 minutes ago, minervadoe said:

But, if you trash the place with a fish smell, then they''l have to lower the rent and you might end up with even worse neighbors. 

They changed the HOA rules recently, no more renters allowed. That's why those clowns needed to move out...

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19 hours ago, holyjohnson said:

an open can of Tuna in the AC Ducts will keep it unoccupied for sometime..

Urban Legend???  Possibly, but a Great Story

 

According to someone who knows someone who knows someone, a recently divorced woman had to give up her home and all its furnishings as part of her divorce settlement. She packed her personal belongings into boxes, garment bags and suitcases. Then, she sat down for a farewell meal in what had once been her happy home. She put candles on the dining room table, soft music on the CD player, and laid out a feast of shrimp, caviar and champagne.

When she had finished, she walked around her home for one last time. She went into each and every room and focused on the happy memories. And then she deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells, dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods. Then she cleaned up the kitchen, put her things into a U-Haul and left.

The next day, her ex-husband and his new girlfriend moved into the home. All was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything: cleaning and mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam-cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. They moved out for a few days while exterminators set off gas canisters. They replaced the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked.

People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.

A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out, and eventually, the local real estate agents would not return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to buy a new place.

The ex-wife called her ex-husband and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the smelly house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to buy the house, even though it obviously had some kind of a problem. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was a 10th of what the house had been worth -- but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed, and within the hour, his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later, the man and his new girlfriend stood smirking as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home. Including the curtain rods.

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46 minutes ago, Swampfox762 said:

Urban Legend???  Possibly, but a Great Story

 

According to someone who knows someone who knows someone, a recently divorced woman had to give up her home and all its furnishings as part of her divorce settlement. She packed her personal belongings into boxes, garment bags and suitcases. Then, she sat down for a farewell meal in what had once been her happy home. She put candles on the dining room table, soft music on the CD player, and laid out a feast of shrimp, caviar and champagne.

When she had finished, she walked around her home for one last time. She went into each and every room and focused on the happy memories. And then she deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells, dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods. Then she cleaned up the kitchen, put her things into a U-Haul and left.

The next day, her ex-husband and his new girlfriend moved into the home. All was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything: cleaning and mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam-cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. They moved out for a few days while exterminators set off gas canisters. They replaced the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked.

People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.

A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out, and eventually, the local real estate agents would not return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to buy a new place.

The ex-wife called her ex-husband and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the smelly house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to buy the house, even though it obviously had some kind of a problem. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was a 10th of what the house had been worth -- but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed, and within the hour, his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later, the man and his new girlfriend stood smirking as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home. Including the curtain rods.

 

lol

And that's why I won't  get married ever again ;) 

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1 hour ago, ChuteTheMall said:

A cat lady.

A cat lady who is the head of a raucous nocturnal biker clan that lets their pet pythons sun in an area that adjoins your yard.

Oh wait, that's me.   And their kids all have black belts in tae kwon do to boot (no pun intended).  

I keep hoping the pythons will eat the cats, but so far no luck. 

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