Sen. John Kennedy From Louisiana

[Mrs Glockrunner]

THE NEW WILL ROGERS   If only all of us could be this witty!  What a character...actually a genius, with some of the American, "country boy" stuff he comes up with...LUV the guy...wish we had 99 more in the Senate, just like him...we need him, especially right now...with all the political crap all the leaders are throwing at us. 

I believe Kennedy graduated Magna cum Laude from Vanderbilt, has a Law degree from University of Virginia and a degree from Oxford in England. He is no country bumpkin; he is very insightful & funny as hell. 

"This election in GA will be the most important in history, you have nothing to worry about unless you are a tax payer, parent, gun owner, cop, person of faith, or an unborn baby! "

Senator John Kennedy from Louisiana describes Democrats as the “well intended arugula and tofu crowd.”

" You can only be young once, but you can always be immature. " 
 
" Americans are thinking, there are some good members of Congress but we can’t figure out what they are good for. Others are thinking, how did these morons make it through the birth canal.”  

" It’s as dead as four o’clock ." 

" Always Follow your heart.....but take your brains with you ." 
 
" The short answer is ‘No.’ The long answer is ‘Hell No.’ " 
 
" It must suck to be that dumb ." 

" I keep trying to see Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer's point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass " 

" Go sell your crazy somewhere else...we are all stocked up here. " 
 
" She has a Billy goat brain and a mockingbird mouth! " 
 
Sen. John Kennedy  said on Wednesday that he  "trusted Middle Eastern countries as much as gas station sushi, with the exception being Israel. " 
 
" You can get a goat to climb tree, but you’d be better off hiring a squirrel. " 
 
" This has been going on since Moby Dick was a minnow ." 

" Don't stand between a dog and a fire hydrant ." 
 
"Our country was founded by geniuses, but it's being run by idiots" 

It appears that he might do the right thing, but only when supervised and cornered like a rat.
 
" Dum enough for twins ." 
 
" This is why aliens won't talk to us. " 
 
" Democrats are running around like they found a hair in their biscuit. " 
 
" What planet did you parachute in from ?" 
 
" Just because you CAN sing doesn’t mean you should. " 
 
Senator John Kennedy on Nancy Pelosi, “She can strut sitting down!”