Maser Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 We all got them so share them here! The cringier the better! Q: What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? A: I don't know and I don't care. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NPTim Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 When did corny jokes become “dad” jokes? When they became apparent. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peng Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 This thread is a silly distraction when there are important things going on in the world. We all need to grow up. For example, in Detroit today, some hoods broke into the police station and stole all the toilets. Detectives are investigating, but right now............. they have nothing to go on. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 Q. Did you know a crocodile can live for more than 100 years? A: That's why they can see you after a while. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 13 minutes ago, Peng said: Detectives are investigating, but right now............. they have nothing to go on. Well...played. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NPTim Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 6 minutes ago, Historian said: Q. Did you know a crocodile can live for more than 100 years? A: That's why they can see you after a while. Do you know if the amphibian you’ve just seen is an alligator or a crocodile? if it sees you later or in a while. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 3 minutes ago, NPTim said: Do you know if the amphibian you’ve just seen is an alligator or a crocodile? if it sees you later or in a while. I heard that. Seriously. That's part of how they know the difference. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 A man walks into an apiary and asks the beekeeper for a dozen bees. To which the beekeeper replies, “Sure, and I’ll throw in the 13th as a freebie...” 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aomagrat Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 "Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "Jesus." "Jesus, who?" "Jesus Christ, open the door!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipedreams Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "'Yes, I'm afraid so,"' the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'.." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuteTheMall Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 14 hours ago, NPTim said: Do you know if the amphibian you’ve just seen is an alligator or a crocodile? if it sees you later or in a while. Neither alligators nor crocodiles are amphibians; both are reptiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NPTim Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 1 hour ago, ChuteTheMall said: Neither alligators nor crocodiles are amphibians; both are reptiles. I stand corrected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duluth Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pima Pants Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 Today the inventor of the throat lozenge passed away. There will be no coffin at his funeral! My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. A baby seal walks into a bar. Bartender asks "What'll it be kid?" Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club." Why shouldn't you bet on Germany in the Olympics? They have a poor track record for finishing a race. Did you hear of the fire at the clock factory ? they all died from second hand smoke. How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black. That story reminds me of my priest. It really touched me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duluth Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Dam! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuteTheMall Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 Q: How many bananas grow on a tree? A: All of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 Do you know why my driveway is so long? Because if it were any shorter, it wouldn't reach the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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