Batesmotel Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Tonight I’m going with dull cheese grater. Belt sander? Wire wheel? Stuck lug nut? What ya got? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Fire? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Asphalt. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted January 22, 2021 Author Share Posted January 22, 2021 5 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said: Asphalt. That crap sticks! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duluth Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 A divorce attorney. 2 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted January 22, 2021 Administrators Share Posted January 22, 2021 Lye. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostinTexas Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Hot tar and fabric. Ask your SO to show you how to wax things. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Czervik Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 22 minutes ago, Batesmotel said: Tonight I’m going with dull cheese grater. Belt sander? Wire wheel? Stuck lug nut? What ya got? 70 mph Colorado dirt is my most painful skin removal experience. It was so hideous, that a Texas Highway Patrolman ordered me out of my vehicle about 3 weeks later, and was really pissed at the lack of speed in which I unassed, but was so disgusted and felt bad enough, that he just said, "damn, that looks painful, hope you heal up ok. Sorry, for making you get up. Just slow it down." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NPTim Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Sandpaper slide into a vat of lemon juice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Peeling it off. I suspect each and every nerve would get individual attention during that, and it would take a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Crotch mange. After you scratch it real good and then hit it with rubbing alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampfox762 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Huaco Kid said: Asphalt. Yeah, I was gonna say Road rash... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted January 22, 2021 Administrators Share Posted January 22, 2021 1 minute ago, Swampfox762 said: Yeah, I was gonna say Road rash... Road rash doesn't really get fun until you have to scrub the asphalt and such out of the wounds. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmohme Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 This is a really pleasant thread!? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuteTheMall Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Pliers and blowtorch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASH Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 slide down a razor blade into bottle of alcohol . i had my truck battery blow up on me , alot of acid on arm hurt pretty good . some might not believe this but i had a tooth pulled and not replaced awhile later i had a bone spur grow out the side of gum , got to hurting on weekend so i took my dremel tool and sandpaper wheel and ground it down. i have weird genetic mutation cell thing going on where you can grow extra bone , like having an extra set of wisdom teeth grow in , Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 58 minutes ago, LostinTexas said: Hot tar and fabric. Ask your SO to show you how to wax things. I scared my wife when I casually mentioned that I now have the recipe for the Sugar paste for waxing.......... I really do, and I saw a video once when it was done for the first time on a "young woman". The scream was frightening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 However, back to the subject at hand. I have northern European heritage and as a result, I don't tan, I just repeatedly burn. So as careful as I was in life, my arms took the brunt of the sun damage on my body. My skin on my arms is like parchment, thin and fragile. So my contribution is that, I can only use fabric bandages now. I can soak the fabric in Alcohol and it soaks through to release the adhesive so I can remove the band aide. The first time I used a plastic "sports band aide on my arm. A day later when I went to take it off, my skin tore and started to peel then came off with it. Now, I have a 1/2 inch of skin peeling off my arm down to the muscle and I had to stop. I had to use Alcohol to soak the adhesive till it released slowly from my skin. This self torture lasted a good 5 minutes at least, until the whole band aide came off. It hurt! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASH Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 when i was 12 i had a yz80 i got for christmas , i was really not big enough to handle it , but man i had a motorcycle lol . i was wearing shorts one day and i kinda wrecked and bike fell over on me ,just happen to have my lower inside right leg caught on muffler . and i could not budge it , thankfully my dad was home heard me screaming and his first reaction was to snatch bike off me and all of my inner leg skin came off stuck to muffler . i went into shock , and had a seizure and spent 3 days in hospital . i still have that scar and you can still faint muffler imprint 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Dirt bike and a chain link fence did it pretty good. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampfox762 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric said: Road rash doesn't really get fun until you have to scrub the asphalt and such out of the wounds. Mine was just...gravel...In Jeans... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crockett Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 (edited) Race track crash on a 1000cc SuperBike. Without leather my kneecap would have been bye bye... Caused by cold tear in Dunlop N Tec race slicks. When you are right at the edge of grip, at apex, with your tiny contact patch, a small gap like that is enough for a low-side. Went back to Pirellis and gave up my Dunlop sponsorship. Where to fix a race bike when living in a luxury condo? Living room. 15th floor. How to sand fiberglass fairings after a crash? In the shower. Naked. What. You asked! Edited January 22, 2021 by crockett 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric said: Road rash doesn't really get fun until you have to scrub the asphalt and such out of the wounds. My sister was a very good athlete (horse-girl strong). She once took a mean wipe-out during a track meet, on the cinder running track (knees and elbows). She spit on it and walked it off. Later, we learned that she passed-out at the hospital, when they took a wire brush to her. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted January 22, 2021 Administrators Share Posted January 22, 2021 11 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said: My sister was a very good athlete (horse-girl strong). She once took a mean wipe-out during a track meet, on the cinder running track (knees and elbows). She spit on it and walked it off. Later, we learned that she passed-out at the hospital, when they took a wire brush to her. There are a hell of a lot of raw, really pissed off nerve endings in a wound like that, that don't like being scrubbed. I've had to do this a few times myself, the worst of the incidents, I was road rash from the tip of my right pinky toe, to the tip of my right pinky finger. I was a mess. and I got to debride it myself. I had just turned fifteen. Then afterward, like a dumbass, I put on a pair of cutoff shorts that partially covered the wound on my right thigh and fell asleep on the couch, with my leg bent. The entire top of my right thigh was road rash and the jeans covered about a third of it. The wound scabbed into my jeans as I slept and dried. When I woke up, I stretched and straightened my leg, ripping the top off that whole section of wound. That was probably the worst instant of pain I ever felt. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minervadoe Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 (edited) I still pull chunks of gravel out of my knee (they kind of just work their way to the surface) from a relatively high speed roller blade spill I took where a loose knee pad rode off. So I put abrading pretty high on the list of bad ways to lose skin. Abrading includes: High heat So, it's a burn and a cut. Uneven scabbing. The need to do painful deep cleaning. But, the knuckle buster can be a very quick way to go from no pain to extremely high pain instantly. One time I was trying to free a bolt in a very tight space next to an alternator. Long story short: I effectively punched a sharp alternator bracket as hard as I could. It had the added kicker of popping a small artery. So, that when I examined my hand I saw blood being pumped out in spurts. Edited January 22, 2021 by minervadoe 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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