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"According to the New York Times, a former newspaper, a three-and-a-half-year investigation by seventeen reporters combing through thousands of documents obtained by some of the most anonymous sources in the country has revealed that President Donald Trump has cooties.

The bombshell report is expected to be a turning point in the Trump presidency when the walls start closing in on the beginning of the end.

In a 50,000-word story published under the headline, “Neener, Neener, Neener, Trump is a Wiener,” the Times reports that Trump’s nomination of Amy Coney Barrett to the Supreme Court has proven beyond a doubt that Trump likes girls — many of whom are known cooties carriers — and was reportedly seen with Barrett sitting in a tree K. I. S. S. I. N. G..."  https://www.dailywire.com/news/bombshell-new-york-times-says-trump-has-cooties-satire

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