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2 hours ago, Zonny said:

Buy stock in blow up dolls! It’s the new “double” for sex scenes. This is getting out of hand. Maybe. :)
 

https://www.vulture.com/amp/2020/06/the-bold-and-the-beautiful-resumes-production-coronavirus.html

The ridiculous just gets more absurd!

If they don't want sex scenes with naked individuals because of health concerns, why not eliminate the actual naked sex scene itself.  Creative writing used to allude to events, instead of the clinical demonstration of them.  But that assumes you can write a story!

Of course, I may be getting to extreme for a soap opera.

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1 hour ago, janice6 said:

The ridiculous just gets more absurd!

If they don't want sex scenes with naked individuals because of health concerns, why not eliminate the actual naked sex scene itself.  Creative writing used to allude to events, instead of the clinical demonstration of them.  But that assumes you can write a story!

Of course, I may be getting to extreme for a soap opera.

The news blurb I heard (which lead me to Google) said that the writers had attempted storylines without the sex scenes but feared that would not fly with the fans. I don’t even know anyone that watches Soaps. I thought they were a thing of the past. Escapism I guess. 
 

Did STDs stop the porn industry? 

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25 minutes ago, Historian said:

Oh, my God! Debi! Debi is deflating!

Thhhhhbbbbtttt <- balloon deflating sound.

Isn't it telling that leaving out a nude scene isn't an option!  TV ratings determine the degree of lasciviousness .

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Many years ago...so long ago it's almost a legend...on a long often speed across bit of local road (straight for about 2 miles) our highway patrol parked an older cruiser with a Trooper inside of it.  Only...it was a blow up Trooper, complete with badge and belt (no weapon).  The idea was to slow the speeders.

They came back a couple of days later and his uniform was gone...and he had a blow up girlfriend.

And they were placed in such a way...that it was clear they were having a romantic time of it.

(cue the porn music)

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" I don’t even know anyone that watches Soaps. "

My wife started watching Days of Our Life 10 years ago when her husband was dying of pancreatic cancer. When she went back to work she started recording it. Anyway, i'm 69 and it's not your momma's or grandmomma's soap opera.

They have main characters that work for the ISA - some international spy agency.

There's this crazy doctor that brings characters back from the dead by sticking this huge needle in their chest and injecting with some crap he invented. Everybody acts like this is normal.

The Necktie Killer serial killer is reformed and mostly forgiven and now in love with the ex-police chief's daughter, and the ex-cop murdered the rich mobster and her buddy the detective helped her cover it up.

But in the end, everybody is related to everybody else by blood or having slept together or something.

Recently, I think they started laying off cast - and writers too - and jumped ahead a full year in the storyline. Poof. A year went by.

And you never know who will show up. There's this evil guy Orpheus who used to work for the ISA. He was on the show in '86-'87. Then they brought him back for a prison break in 2016 I think it was (I had to google it) and now he's back again this year.

I don't know if the producers are doing too many drugs or not enough.

 

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  • 2 weeks later...

Filet Mignon, by candlelight
Near the fireplace so late at night
Soft music in the back and the record don't skip
Gonna serve you like a waiter but I don't want a tip
You're so beautiful in every way
I'm just surprised that you don't have more to say
But wait what's that noise? It's like a whistle, it's weak
No, it can't be true, my girlfriend has a leak

My inflatable love
My inflatable love

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