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·          Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
·          I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
·          I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
·          Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom
·          PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
·          Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
·          I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
·          This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
·          So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?
·          Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
·          My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
·          Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
·          I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
·          I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.
·          Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
·          Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.
·          Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under
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