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Illinois police officer drives man to job interview after pulling him over, man lands the role https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/illinois-police-officer-drives-man-to-job-interview-after-pulling-him-over-man-lands-the-role Sent from my Jack boot using Copatalk

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Are NHL bookers better than NFL bookers? Asking for a friend. Sent from my Jackboot using Copatalk

A Pennsylvania man who was high on bath salts when he opened fire on fireflies that he mistook for “green laser lights” has been sentenced to a maximum of six years in prison following a plea deal with prosecutors. Jesse Shields, 31, was arrested last June after he and his girlfriend broke into a Clinton County residence. Claiming to have been attacked, Shields said “there was something on his skin that was burning” and asked the homeowner if he could use the shower. After disarming Shields, the homeowner allowed the intruder to use the bathroom. When cops arrived at the residence, Shields and Katherine McCloskey, 23, were taken into custody. Seen above, Shields and McCloskey are parents of a one-year-old child. During police questioning, Shields said the couple had been driving around in a truck when McCloskey “started seeing green laser lights coming from the sky and was hearing voices.” Shields added that he also “began to see and hear the same,” claiming that “the truck began to shake.” In an effort to scare off the pursuing laser lights, Shields said he used a .357 Magnum revolver to fire a warning shot. McCloskey told police that she and Shields “started seeing a lot of green lights that are similar to fire flies, but they were not fire flies because they were blinking twice.” Shields, she added, grabbed her father’s handgun and “fired the gun to scare whoever was messing with them.” Shields was sentenced Monday after pleading guilty to felony weapons and criminal trespass charges. He was ordered to serve between three and six years behind bars. Shields’s rap sheet includes convictions for narcotics distribution, theft, making terroristic threats, criminal mischief, and assault. McCloskey pleaded guilty in November to disorderly conduct and driving under the influence of a controlled substance. Sentenced to a maximum of six months in custody, McCloskey is currently locked up at the Muncy State Correctional Institution. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/bath-salts/firefly-laser-lights-174806

Turkey goes through SUV window on I-94 in western Minnesota BARNESVILLE, Minn. — A woman escaped serious injury Wednesday, April 17, about noon when a wild turkey crashed through the windshield of her SUV on Interstate 94 about two miles east of Barnesville. The bird hit the windshield right in front of the driver, but the Minnesota State Patrol Sgt. Jesse Grabow reported that Nicole Clayton, 47, of Fergus Falls had only minor cuts from the windshield glass. The turkey ended up inside the vehicle and died, Grabow said. He didn't know how fast the woman was driving when the incident occurred. The Barnesville Police Department, which also responded to the crash, said it could have been a devastating crash, but that Clayton was in good spirits. Police said they were happy to report that she could find some humor in the incident. On Facebook, police offered this pun-laden message: "With permission from the driver, we gobbled up a few pictures of this fowl incident to share how devastating it can be to collide with one of these birds. Not to peck the issue to death, but we really stress to drive slow and watch for animals. It can really ruffle your feathers to have this much damage done to your vehicle." The department also issued a serious warning to drivers to watch for wildlife, noting that it was the spring breeding season. Barnesville is about 33 miles northwest of Fergus Falls. link

Carl's Jr. will become the first major fast-food chain to debut a cannabis-infused burger https://www.businessinsider.com/carls-jr-debuts-cbd-burger-2019-4 Sent from my Jack boot using Copatalk

Attorney: Boy attacked at Mall of America still in critical condition Today at 8:36 a.m. https://www.duluthnewstribune.com/news/crime-and-courts/4600188-attorney-boy-attacked-mall-america-still-critical-condition

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When you die ‘you know you’re dead because your brain keeps working’, scientist claims https://www.foxnews.com/science/when-you-die-you-know-youre-dead-because-your-brain-keeps-working-scientist-claims Sent from my Jack boot using Copatalk

"After reviewing the medical records of 250 Colorado patients who got colonoscopies and other endoscopic procedures, researchers determined that regular marijuana users needed more anesthesia than those who didn't use cannabis, according to the study published in the Annals of the American Osteopathic Association. In fact, marijuana users needed more than twice the amount of propofol, a powerful anesthetic, compared to others, the researchers found." Sent from my Jack boot using Copatalk

https://www.healthline.com/health-news/daily-cannabis-users-need-200-more-sedation-for-common-procedures Sent from my Jack boot using Copatalk

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http://m.startribune.com/1-person-shot-after-stolen-car-being-chased-by-police-in-st-paul-crashes/508647602/ Sent from my Jack boot using Copatalk

The boy remains in critical condition, having suffered multiple fractured bones and "massive head trauma," Sent from my Jack boot using Copatalk

https://www.twincities.com/2019/04/15/police-wisconsin-teen-gunned-down-grandparents-and-planned-harm-at-his-high-school/ Sent from my Jackboot using Copatalk