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KWalrad

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  1. KWalrad

    Has the Left Gone Crazy

    There's definitely an over abundance of Dumbass running rampant through the streets lately. It's only going to get worse before it gets better. Rest assured that should one of my offspring ever act like that, in public or otherwise, you'll be able to recognize them by the size 8.5 boot that is lodged in their ass. We don't cotton to such nonsense in this family.
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    christmas sleep over

    "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine"? A crummy commercial? Sonofabitch!
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    Politics Modern radical liberalism. Remember.

    Shep's a real bad-ass. Right up until the moment his car won't start. I'd bet that "he" couldn't manage to pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.
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    Let's get drunk at the airport!!

    They ALL land. It's just a matter of degrees... Intact? How many pieces? In flames? What goes up, must come down.
  5. Uhmm... You sure you're ingesting it properly?
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    John Prine, Sam Stone

    Still does, my friend. He's still amongst the living.
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    John Prine, Sam Stone

    John Prine is one of America's hidden gems. Such a talented songwriter and he's got a sharp wit. It's nice to see he's still putting music out there after everything he's been through.
  8. I was given a bull calf for my eighth birthday. I named him Herman. Fed him and hung out with every spare moment that I had. He'd follow me around the farm like a dog, and even let me ride him. One day we de-horned and castrated him and he never quite trusted me after that. He was correct in his thinking, because a year or so later we took him to the butcher. Herman was the best (tasting) pet I ever had.
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    Let's get drunk at the airport!!

    I can't even take an unopened bottle of water through TSA.
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    A drive by in the news...

    What the **** is wrong with people these days? Everybody knows that you go to Wal-Mart to cropdust. Dollar General?! That bitch is like school in the Summer time... No Class.
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    Hillary Clinton is still bitter.

    Better as in "Better light that box on fire, just in case."
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    Ever had a cursed day?

    Some days you're just too afraid to take a piss.
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    Let's get drunk at the airport!!

    It's cheaper to leave the gate, Uber to the nearest Stop-n-Rob, buy the hootch, Uber back, get hammered in the parking lot and go back through TSA. A $20 double Makers Mark is not gonna make a mark on my drunk-o-meter.
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    caption pic time

    Everyone knows that if that was the real USS All Gore it would be covered with semen. Err... Seamen. Either way it would suck. And swallow.
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    The eyse have it

    I know a couple of folks over at that other site that would tap that like a maple tree in the Fall. I don't judge. (I just point and laugh.)
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    Hillary Clinton is still bitter.

    That day can't come soon enough. As I was watching the President Bush funeral coverage I would see ol' Slick Willy sitting there with his yap open trying to catch flies, and I couldn't help but think that he was wishing that he could trade places with George H. W. Just to get away from The Hag.
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    The eyse have it

    Just think... Somewhere on the World Wide Web some schlub is looking at that and saying to himself, "Damn! That's one fine ass woman!"
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    I've Actually Worked Today

    Wait until Saturday. That's when you'll feel it.
  19. Honey badger. Honey badger doesn't give an eff, and no one effs with honey badger. Not even Chuck Norris.
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    I've Actually Worked Today

    No "before" photos?
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    Christmas Cards...

    No Ma'am. If anyone were to actually send me a card, it would be either you or Deputy Tom. You're both good eggs. Here's to wishing you all a very merry Christmas and a happy New Year.
  22. Welp... If I ever need "life coaching" on how to be a choad, I'll be sure to look this guy up. That guy looks like a walking dick with ears.
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    Christmas Cards...

    We don't send them out any more, but I'll be waiting by the box in eager anticipation of receiving your card Tom.
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    Is .22lr still big enough for squirrel??

    ROUSes? I don't think they exist. Good luck in the fire swamp though.
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