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  1. KWalrad

    ADS to the border

    The sound of Hillary's voice has that effect on me.
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    If your dog/pet had a job...

    Chemist. They can both turn Purina products into copious amounts of fertilizer.
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    just ordered this bed set named "AMORE"

    In your defense, the My Little Pony set was getting a little thread bare.
  4. KWalrad

    Birthday Weekend...

    Happy Birthday Tom! May you have many, many more, with each one healthier and happier than the previous one.
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    Anybody win?

    There are no losers here. Only winners. Except for that guy. Yeah, you know who I'm talking to.
  6. I'm gonna get a tattoo of my penis on my penis.... only bigger.
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    Still here. Still drinking.t Anyone left?
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    We're all local if you live nearby... Keith is somewhere in the wilds of Michigan. OGW can give you directions if you need them.
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    Mexican beer?

    Dos Equis Amber, Pacifico, Modelo Negro, and Tecate. Pretty much in that order. No Corona if I can help it. That's a headache in a bottle every time.
  10. How much would it cost to run a pipeline from the Shiner Bock brewery to Dallas?
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    what is your favorite at home meal

    Beer. It's not just for breakfast anymore.
  12. The scary thought is what would fornicate with it. Eeewww! I would image it looks like 200 pounds of chewed up bubble gum that had been dropped on the barbershop floor.
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    If you just arrived, say hi!

    I see your fourth, and I raise you.
  14. KWalrad

    Annual Hangover Finalists

    This is one of those times where I'm actually releved to NOT see my photo posted.
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    New Cookie Recipe?

    As they say in West Virginia - if she was good enough for Grandpa, she's good enough for me.
  16. Dishwasher. ... And she can take her mother and two screaming brats with her when she leaves.
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    I shouldn't a done that!

    Is RussP a prick there too?
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    Time for a road trip to buy Coke.

    I call "Shotgun!" Get in the back, bitches! Don't judge. Just sit back and enjoy the show. She worked hard to get that level of talent.
  19. KWalrad

    Beto Just Secured the Black Vote

    It's cool. Senator Cruz just spanked his little Irish ass on television. Herpe O'Rourke got his ass kicked. Weasley little white Obama.
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    This is awesome!

    Add in cigars and bourbon and there'd be no reason to ever leave.
  21. I spent eight months trying to get out of one and the rest of my life trying to get back into as many as possible. The Circle of Life.
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    The Drive In.

    We've got three within an hour drive. Galaxy Drive-in down in Ennis Coyote Drive-in in Fort Worth Coyote Drive-in in Lewisville Galaxy is totally down home country. Six bucks to get in for a double feature, greasy corn dogs and funnel cake, giant sized popcorn... and cheap. The two Coyote offerings are more upscale and a little more pricey. Much cleaner, with a fully stocked bar including liquor and craft beers. Clean restrooms and higher quality food. The Fort Worth one overlooks downtown, and it's really pretty at night. The Lewisville is similar, but farther out in the country. I've heard it's currently closed due to storm damage from the last few weeks. They've both got live music as well. Nice, wholesome family entertainment.
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    Sicario; Day Of The Soldado

    I caught it at the dollar theater and thought it was great. Much better than I anticipated, and totally out of left field. I'll be checking it out again to pick up whatever I may have missed. Just pure "shoot 'em up" entertainment. Looking forward to part three.
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    Hey Eric, can you delete my account?

    Somebody needs a hug. Dock him a day's pay if he comes back.
  25. KWalrad

    Smacked a pit bull with a brick

    And yet here we are...