gwalchmai

Sesame Street did a lot of things right. They were never able to scale relative proportions correctly, though.

< cough > Shakespeare < cough >

I have a feeling you'd do the same. Folks like that rarely need to borrow money and hate to when they need to. Many of us were raised to think being in debt was a sign of failure. Some were raised to think the dieing in debt was a sign of outsmarting the devil. It's one of life's mysteries.

One sign of maturity is having at least one old-time good buddy who owes you a few bucks.

All you wanna do is ride around, Sally...

Who gave that injun a Luger?

Well, I hear you In the morning And I hear you At nightfall Sometimes to be near you Is to be unable to hear you My love I'm a few years older than you, my love Just like the white face cow Sings a song Sounds like she's singin' Moo, baby, moo Said, moo Just like the white face cow Sings a song Sounds like she's singin' Moo, baby, moo Said, moo

It is our enduring shame as a society that we have continually used our children to experiment with social engineering. This "distance learning" nonsense is just the latest of a long stream of such examples.

Well, for one thing, they don't know the names of their children. For another, it takes an awful big helmet to print "LackaWashaDishaTeria".

They're webmasters.

It'd be fun to watch him get beaten with a skateboard.

Many don't know what flour is. They think bread appears ex nihilo on grocery shelves.

Can you get a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce, and hold the chicken?

Difference between this kind of camping and suburbia is being able to hear your neighbors fart.