Huaco Kid

What's 'Instant Pot'? Asking for a friend.

"If you think college is expensive now, wait until it's free!"

"We're in a tight spot!!!"

Santa sends him to everyone's house to observe. Exactly what to observe, wasn't strictly defined. And he's really going to catch hell when he turns in his expense report.

He's a namby-pamby lightweight.

They blamed stuff like this for that one psycho kid shooting up the school. A previous president (ahem.) encouraged rules that wouldn't report school children's crimes, because they were, of course, racially unbalanced and would follow the children around forever and make life unfair for them. The shooter-kid would have had enough red flags attached to him if all his activities had been recorded.

The only good ones are Subaru. Because they really really do love me. Really.

It was sarcasm. The rules usually only lasted about 2.7 seconds. If you hear the other guy pumping like a madman, you'd better start running. Fast.

One pump only. Leg shots only.

When the **** hits the fan, he'll be one of the first to go. And I suspect that he'll die tired.

Never trust a cucumber. Ever.

Every time (very infrequent) I've contacted my credit card company about a fraudulent charge, they immediately just say, "OK. It's been refunded. How else may we help you?" No questions. No concerns. Done deal.

"I know people that exist on 15 Mountain Dews every day. But if a hurricane should be approaching, they suddenly require 2,000 gallons of water and milk."

Quick!!! Run to the store and buy bread and milk!! Even though you never drink milk, and have plenty of bread...

He was a Bogart.