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Huaco Kid

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  1. We never understood the tiny geisha. What was their deal anyway? We always rooted for Mothra over Gojira. We hated the turtle.
  2. I'm going to open a Lysol spray sanitizer booth in front of the hotel. cha-ching!!
  3. A cement floor is fine by me. Every hotel bed is too soft and they cripple me.
  4. That's the guy that killed Dumbledore!
  5. Not in my house. And I'll never talk to my tv or car, either. My daughter knows I'll put hers in a cupboard when I come over. My phone spends most of it's life in an rfid case.
  6. For a family of five, it could be a real Game of Thrones.
  7. John Wick could take Chuck Norris. Easy.
  8. They're going to need a bigger septic tank.
  9. We are all scurrying around on one of the smallest bombs in our solar system. We'd better hurry up and ban more straws.
  10. And turkeys. A whole freakin' herd of turkeys following you around, all pecking and bumping and snorting and getting in your beer and bait.
  11. There were times in Texas, that I only got away with it (and boots) because Mom actually had cows. No, I never had to herd them. (they'd follow you around, like puppies, which was usually a pain when you were trying to fish, or something.) I fixed some fences. Squirted the cats with milk. She had horses I never rode. Every time I tried to ride a cow, I got hurt.
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