Huaco Kid

$23 for a double bloody mary at ATL. woooooooo! They don't have purses on the wall in the restroom.

Lad, I don't know where we've been, but I see we've won first prize!

"I RIDE MY BIKE, I ROLLER SKATE, DON'T DRIVE NO CAR!!! DON'T GO TOO FAST, BUT I GO PRETTY FAR!!"

Ever been on a naked jump? Don't. Even the hawt ones look deformed and scarily misshapen. It's much worse with the guys. Unless you can trail a drogue chute. That's impressive.

They go down at terminal velocity.

Whenever they make that the main advertisement..... it's a magnificent bomb. "The Ghostbusters is ALL WOMEN!!!" "OK. Is it any good?" "It's ALL WOMEN!!!!" "Should I go see it?" "Some ARE GAY!!!" "Did it get good reviews?" "THEY ARE GAY WOMEN!!!! It's so beautiful!!" "Well. That answered my questions."

It's a very high-tech segway truck prototype. And he's just pushing his cow home.

Maybe it was slut glorifying. She just took it wrong.

Doesn't she advertise insurance on TV?

They sell them at all the gas stations and 7-11s here:

Penguins are great! with a little wasabi and dipped in soy.

...because it'd go "b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b" when it went down a slide.

All the witches' tits melted. And you don't want to see it when that happens.

She just wants something jammed into her crotch. All day long.