Huaco Kid

I did cancer twice. I don't like hospitals, and they don't like me. So, gimme some ****ing donuts.

I'd sneak to the cafeteria, and be standing in line, wearing a gown, with coco-puffs and donuts and milkshakes, and the cashier lady would say, "I need to see your wristband." "Sure." She says, "You can't have any of this." I elbowed toward the nurse behind me, whom I'd never seen before. She beeps my band and I eated well.

That made everyone more madder. and i didn't have my phone any more.

I was once in the hospital, i don't know, and had my cell phone and the ambulance came to get me at the hospital. I don't remember most of that.

Didn't hurt.

SuperAmerica once stabbed me in the kidney. And stole my money.

I've been in the hospital since (too many motorcycle crashes). And they say to my wife, "So, you'll be back early tomorrow?" She says, "No. I'll stay. He doesn't hospital well." and they say, "What?" She says, "Believe me."

You can't do that twice. They have your number now.

And then the police find you, three miles up the interstate (you can't be walking up the interstate. it's not allowed). Headed north, towards home, exactly where I intended) And take you back to the hospital. Only, now, everyone there is really, really, really mad at you now.

I do that.

I think I got out of the restraints (I do that). And then I leave the hospital.

I don't think I got what I wanted.

I've been in the hospital a lot. Once, I don't even remember, probably restrained, which I should be... on a full freak... The nurse said, "You were signing violently". (I know sign language) The nurse said, "What's he saying??" My wife said, "I don't know." They all hate me.

Don't step on sneak.

I always have trouble getting them in the box.