Huaco Kid

If the grandkids find a hidden present, which is a cheap-o target that you throw velcro-covered balls at, and they accidentally discover that the balls stick to the dog, the dog is going to have a bad day.

The Bumpuses had a much larger role in the book. I like that, for some reason, many channels use the Christmas season to have horror marathons.

You'll get curly fries.

Embrace the germs! The small kids that have been locked in a bubble for the last 1 1/2 years were meant to be constantly exposed to that stuff, and will have to start playing catch-up.

We went camping this year, and took the cage for our big moose-dog, for at night. The grandkids immediately set up camp inside the cage (easily big enough for the three of them) ( with the door latch required to be closed).. They had everything they could want in there. They were in there most of the weekend. So we just sat around, drinking, while many passerbyers gave us evil looks and stares.

You could be giving the cows oats, or water, or whatever, and you knew the horse was back there. But who cares. He'll get his hay later. And then he'd sneak up behind you and bite the mother-lovin' freak out of the back of your arm. Or shoulder. Or Kidneys. And then they, actually, laugh at you.

Geese can bite harder than you'd think. With a gang of twenty. But, like turkeys, they're pretty easy to kick away.

The pig could give you nightmares, going back to your birth, in horrid squealing panic, if you were in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Turkeys never really "hurt" you. But they'd try pretty freakin' hard.

They said that BC Saul was filming again, but he had a heart attack. They said he's doing fine now, and filming will resume. I don't think they're coming back.

Where's TWD?!?? I don't think they're coming back.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand........! nothing happened. They'll surely kick it into overdrive next week! Unless... it's a mid-season six-month-season-break. Which they do now.

I know that's De Nerp. I just took a shot at Brezhnev, from the haircut / look. And then guessed Reagan. Or it could be Herman and Grandpa.

Virginia Tech’s ‘Enter Sandman’ is still one of the best entrances in college football