Won a contest. All I wanted was a DVD player. Got the the Grand Prize! Got my DVD player, a TV and X-Box I gave to my son in law, 4 boxes of Jolly Time popcorn monthly for a year, and this thing. Commercial popcorn machine, taking up space in my one room apartment. Nobody wants to buy it (MSRP > $2000, hoping for $500) now thinking of what school or church I can "donate" it to for a tax break if they send me the paperwork putting me over the SS income limit. I know, I know. First world problem! Open to suggestions......no, can't weaponize it, but makes great popcorn! Or take Tom Lehrer's suggestion and poison pigeons in the park.