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Mrs Glockrunner

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  1. https://www.wimp.com/partners-in-crime-dog-is-lookout-while-girl-watches-tv-instead-of-doing-homework/
  2. 1. ARBITRAITOR A cook who leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. 2. BERNADETTE The act of torching a mortgage. 3. BURGLARIZE What a crook sees through. 4. AVOIDABLE What a bullfighter tries to do. 5. COUNTERFEITER Workers who put together kitchen cabinets. 6. LEFT BANK What the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money. 7. HEROES What a man in a boat does. 8. PARASITES What you see from the Eiffel Tower. 9. PARADOX Two physicians. 10. PHARMACIST A helper on a farm. 11. RELIEF What trees do in the spring. 12. RUBBERNECK What you do to relax your wife. 13. SELFISH What the owner of a seafood store does. 14. SUDAFED Brought litigation against a government official. 15. BUCCANEER: High price for corn on the cob.
  3. https://www.wimp.com/remember-the-vw-fun-theory-commercial-with-the-piano-staircase/
  4. A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience was different each week so he did the same tricks over and over. The problem was, the captain's parrot saw all the shows and began to understand how the magician did every trick. He started shouting in the middle of the show: 'Look, it's not the same hat. Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table. Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?' The magician was furious but, as it was the captain's parrot, he could do nothing. Then one day the ship sank and the magician found himself floating on a piece of wood with the parrot. They glared at each other but said nothing. Finally, after a week, the parrot said: 'OK, I give up. Where's the boat?'
  5. I personally love this song. Hope you do as well. https://www.flixxy.com/epic-orchestra-rendition-of-the-song-unchained-melody.htm
  6. Sounds interesting. https://biggeekdad.com/2018/08/the-sherp-atv/
  7. No words or comment, but please respond to the message at the end. Dear Lord hold, our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them & their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. In Jesus name, Amen. Prayer Request: When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our troops around the world and our Nation. There is nothing attached. Just send this to people in your address book. Don’t let it stop with you. Why we as a Nation have given so much power to such a small "Percentage of our population; letting them destroy our traditions, families, values, has always baffled me. Well, it’s time to fight back! Of all the gifts you could give a Marine, Soldier, Sailor, Airman, & others deployed in harm's way, prayer is the very best one. MAY GOD BLESS YOU FOR PASSING THIS ON!
  8. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xggk-6lXcN0
  9. Maybe some of these ideas will catch on in traditional schools. https://www.flixxy.com/education-in-america-stossel-report.htm
  10. There’s one thing I LOVE about this image. It’s not the fact that this mountain goat is about to make a massive leap, that if done wrong, could alter the rest of his life… It’s not the fact that he even had enough faith to do so! What I do love is this... His eyes are focused on one thing only - his final destination. He’s not looking down wondering if he’s going to fall to his death. He’s not looking behind him regretting the decision he made, wondering what would happen if he took a different route to his final destination. His focus is on one thing only - the other side. Oftentimes in life, we finally get the courage to make a big leap (whatever that may look like). Then hours, days, weeks, or even months later, find ourselves looking down… Looking behind… Or even looking beside… Second guessing our decision and wanting to retreat back to the point of our departure. If you have decided to make a leap in your life, here’s your reminder to keep your head forward and your focus ahead - despite what you may be dealing with in the present. It will be worth it in the end.
  11. Some dogs are not meant for obstacle courses. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7yANrN1DmI
  12. Talk about luck! https://www.wimp.com/the-price-is-right-i-dont-believe-it-2/
  13. Thanks Historian, I've driven some pretty big vehicles in my day, but nothing like a real tank. I wouldn't begin to know how to operate such a thing. But it might be nice to try sometime. Got one I can practice on?????
  14. https://www.wimp.com/140-year-old-baseball-card-collection-makes-roadshow-history-2/
  15. Pretty informative video. https://biggeekdad.com/2021/08/flying-the-c-17-globemaster-iii/
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